What Is Your Useless Superpower? (r/AskReddit, Reddit FM) #shorts

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[spacegators]

That guy that's invisible to birds is a special color that birds cannot see

[quit]

Create non realistic/impossible scenarios of things that can't possibly happen

[Phentex]

I can sleep forever and stay up forever. It's more like a curse but I sleep like the DEAD. You ain't getting me up if I"m knocked out.

[GoatedMexican]

Why is nobody talking about the guy who can put stickers on perfectly on the first try? That’s a god superpower to have, anyone would be jealous of that

[M_ldyCheese]

I can spend hours studying something history related, but when I go to do the assignment not even 10 minutes later, everything I studied gets wiped from my memory.

[MrJetFormation]

I can read for eight hours straight in what I'm interested. I can repeat back accurately what I read to my family and friends and they'll never care.

[pedrofernandezpena]

Bugs mainly flies listen to me. And when I compliment a wasp they don’t go after me.

[lol_f]

when im really vibing to my music i can sense when people are coming near me like when im at the bus stop i can sense when one of my friends is around the corner

[TrevorAwesomeness]

Idgaf the "im invisible to birds" had me laughing so fucking hard.

[raidenlatiker]

I think about every conversation that could happen in an interaction and then still fuck it up

[bobjhon]

If I decide to not care for myself hard enough I can tame flys

[georgia]

I can wake up on a daily basis 8 to 7 every day no matter what time I went to bed.Sometimes it gets annoying because when I'm in a amazing dream it gets ruined so i just wake up and do something

[abyssvr]

Being able to binge a whole 24 episode and 2 season show with no breaks at all in 1 sitting ._.

[bedrock_]

I can function perfectly fine on 4 hours of sleep, but three or less and I’m passing out in front of you

[paperrebellion]

I taught myself to sprint/jump in heels (up to about 5 inches) because tbh I just didn't want to choose between aesthetic and practicality, and so far, after 4 years of wearing heels almost every day, the only time I've ever twisted an ankle was while wearing converse. It's a self taught superpower but it is kinda cool how much it impresses people by just. Jumping around in stilettos.

[trcker]

I can dislocate almost any joints in my body and it occasionally makes me collapse because of how loose the joints are, everytime someone sees it happen i have to explain to them why i just popped my joints back in like lego bricks, actually kinna funny

[connorshira]

I can make things disappear just by holding them and looking away

[Silver-_-]

I can twist my leg backwards, so basically I can walk backwards and forwards at the same time

[aliassmailias]

So like my brain has this awesome power, where it starts overthinking and making your perception of the world dumb

[laszlo_kovacs]

I have memorized about 50 WINDOWS error codes form the Blue Screen of Death, i can diagnose hardware error in seconds by seeing what happens when the pc crashes.