Dumb Things People Say (Part 26) #Shorts

Dumb Things People Say (Part 26) #Shorts

[florangelligarcia]

"Are you asleep?"

*no I'm practicing my funeral*

[crazycraftz]

“Are you drinking water”

*Noo, I’m trying to drown!*

[themini-trio]

“NOOO, I am just gonna eat air.”
*Aggressively snorts🐷🐷*
Lol I am dying 💀💀💀💀

[otogiri]

"are you here?"
"NOOO, ITS JUST MY GHOST DONT WORRY"

[emon]

“Did you just fall?”
I just attacked the floor.“*
oopsies guys i was acting so salty

[auradash]

"Are you typing?"

"NooOOoo.. I'm giving these buttons a massage.."

[XLexpressGamer]

"I'm gonna eat some air"

_agressiving 🐷 sound_

[itsugne]

If I ever spoke to my parents like that I would probably be sleeping outside 😅

[duck]

"do you need food?"
"nooo im just gonna eat air"
Also him: *Making Pig Noices🐷*

[novaprogameryt]

"are you eating?"
I'm just killing the foods

[rekhakannojia]

Sometimes it's also known as "disrespect"

[AdvikSarangiShorts]

This is so great. Hey Luke another idea for this -

Mom : I’m getting a divorce
Luke : With dad?
Mom : Noooo, with uncle Jeff

[coralbolt]

"did you spill water on your book?"
*I'm* *just* *washing* *it"*

[_fanny-]

"Nooo. really? i thought it was 7 AM!"
the fact that its 7 AM in my country rn 💀

[forky]

“Did you get hurt?”

Noooo, I just got a printed tattoo.

[aquarius_def]

"Are you watching videos?"

"NOO, I'm just staring at dancing pictures"

[Bowiethegayman]

"I'm just gonna eat some air"
Him:*sounds like a pig*

[stephencarlcadag]

" Are you taking a shower?"

im just watering my body so i can turn into a titan and stomp on you"

[mariozuehlke]

"Are you drinking water?"
"Noooo im drowning " 😂

[RayStarfruit]

“Did you get haircut”
“No I just did my hair for once”
This is a true conversation I had with my friends lmao