Guessing Random Things About You *Keyboard Edition* ASMR

Third edition in this original series! This time I use a keyboard to log your answers into the company computer as I try and guess some random but true facts about you in a calm manner, help you relax, possibly trigger ASMR, and maybe even put you to sleep!

00:00:00 Good Now
00:01:01 Welcome
00:02:30 Before We Get Started
00:04:30 Guess #1
00:05:28 Guess #2
00:07:25 Just an FYI
00:08:00 Guess #3
00:08:45 Guess #4
00:10:07 Guess #4.5
00:12:10 Guess #5
00:13:56 Guess #6
00:22:01 The GRTAY Corporation
00:23:11 (Guess #6 continued)
00:24:55 Guess #7
00:26:10 Guess #8
00:28:36 Guess #9
00:30:01 Guess #10
00:31:54 Guess #11
00:35:19 Guess #12
00:37:26 Guess #13
00:40:20 Guess #14
00:41:24 Guess #15
00:43:25 Guess #16
00:48:57 Guess #17
00:53:48 Guess #18
00:55:58 ₲ɄɆ₴₴ ₦Ʉ₥฿ɆⱤ ₦ł₦Ɇ₮ɆɆ₦
00:58:44 Guess #20
01:00:48 Guess #21
01:02:09 Guess #22
01:03:11 I Guess That It's
01:06:41 One Last Guess
01:07:31 !
01:08:39 Fading-out

Listen to select audio works outside of YouTube:

[EphemeralRift]

Third edition in this original series! If you thought the first two were ok, you’re in for a treat with this one! Includes closed captions / subtitles!

[raccoonofmotivation]

This guy is really good, he guessed that i watched ephemeral rift and most people would never think about that just from looking at me.

[biiko]

At first I was skeptical to watch a video of guesses that might not be accurate, but when ER said my full name, address, and school, I was thoroughly impressed! Amazing video as always!

[Jareth_Taco]

The fact he guessed the very first thing correctly makes me need to prove him wrong. Great video btw, never ever disappoints.

[joerock]

Watched you for years. Thank you so so so much. I love your content. I wish more people were like you and gave the energy you give.

[ВиталийСаламон-нъ]

First two minutes was goofy, nonsensical and funny. Thx for all that embarrassing stuff you do for us and our happiness.

[Casualcoyote]

Something about the way you described the tattoo immediately brought me into a relaxing state, pretty much made me focus on those parts of my body so the stress I had just melted away.

[cryppi]

I was feeling so lonely man and seeing the notification of this being uploaded lifted my spirits, thanks for all your consistent effort over the years! Forever grateful.

[hamishwallace]

I love having jars filled with small sticks on my desk, very calming

[shiaraspittall]

The bit in the beginning with the finger was great, it put a huge smile on my face. Thank you for the great content Paul, even though I’m doing well, it’s nice when something doesn’t make me die of laughter, but just smile and acknowledge the wonders of life

[hgfd_hgfds]

That tattoo description was so phenomenal I actually felt it like someone was drawing it on me. If the next guessing video is just describing a very elaborate tattoo for an hour, that'd be dope

[insignia]

Sir, excuse me did you just greet me with "good now", covering up all hours of the day in case I show up at our appoint at 2 am? Because if so, you are brilliant.

[deepinhunt]

the finger not pointing the second time and him just talking to it i swear this man is a genius like no kidding

[TmOnlineMapper]

I read "guessing things about your keyboard" and imagined him like asking questions about key locations for like an hour.

[mini_swiggity]

Does anyone else want a whole video of Uncle E fighting his own hand? Like it has it’s own conscious and stuff and interrupts him

[dudeness]

The fact that I watched this guy as a young teen and kinda just stopped experiencing and listening to asmr in my addiction only to come back and catch up on a good portion of these videos is awesome. You generally help me get into a meditative state and positively effect my mental health. Thank you

[kenziloo]

his speaking pace is what really ties it all together here for me

[greiszela]

I love the question mark on his computer, little details that amplify the view

[blackmagic]

"You are able to shapeshift Had me rolling dude. Wonder how much this shapeshifter would sell for at the nothing store.

[staklar]

Absolutely adore these guessing random thing's