ASMR Guessing Things About You

This one was inspired by the OG himself, @EphemeralRift Check him out!
In this video, we guess (correctly, at that!) tons of things about you, where you live, who you are, what you own and so many things! I loved making this video, let me know in the comments if I got things right about you!!

Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:

This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***

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[krystofhladik]

Jojo: "I guess you wear clothes"
Me: *laughs in lockdown nudity*

[bea]

jojo: 'im guessing you have hair somewhere on your body'
people with alopecia universalis: *spain without the s*

[KingKurmit]

"I'm gonna guess your human."

*No, this is patrick*

[robbersam]

Jojo: Im gonna guess that you have a nose.

Voldemort: Why we still here

[nayoush]

“im guessing there’s milk in ur fridge”
well my dad is still getting that..

[Matlopita]

The video: guessing things about you.
Me: there is no way he guesses it right
Jojo: your credit card details are

[jojostwin]

Alternative title: Australian man legally invades your privacy

[almaxo]

jojo’s channel is the definition of good & comfy vibes

[briggan]

*”Grab a pair of popcorn”*

Well I’m certainly ready now with my two pieces of my popcorn

[jlewis]

Jojo: "I'm gonna guess that you're a human"

The aliens watching to sleep: 👁️👄👁️

[aaapril.]

Man, when I tell you jojo does not run out of titles, he does not run out of titles

[issaccalotychos]

Jojo is like that cool cousin who you only see on family reunions who gives you sweets and let’s you play on their games console

[krumbl]

~timestamps~

0:01 - intro
1:48 - 'trusty' clipboard tapping
2:28 - a cup of pens and pencils
3:29 - clipboard tapping & scratching
4:11 - guessing that you're a human? (I am)
4:46 - guessing that you have a pair of eyes
5:12 - guessing that you have hair on your body (don't be too specific on where you might have these hairs, please)
5:49 - also guessing that you have a pair of ears 👂 and a mouth👄 and a nose👃 & a little bit of clipboard tapping
6:30 - guessing that you wear clothes
6:57 - guessing you wear shorts & pants
7:20 - also throwing a guess that you wear shoes
7:47 - guessing that you have a smartphone in your position, and guess you maybe have an iPhone
8:18 - a wild guess that you own a computer (Laptop, Desktop)
9:00 - next guess about you is that you own a fridge
9:34 - also guessing that you have some food in your fridge
10:00 - also guessing that you drink water every day (page change)
10:40 - clipboard tapping & a guess that you own some sort of cupboard
11:21 - guessing that you have a bathroom, specifically a toilet, or a shower
11:56 - guessing you own a desk, a table desk, either one of those will work
12:28 - guessing that you might own some forks, spoons, and knives in your possession, and you own some plates and bowls 😗
13:01 - guessing you own soap, shampoos, conditioners, and stuff like that
13:22 - guessing that in your fridge there's milk, of some sort and you also have some animal product in your fridge (chicken, lamb, beef, fish or pork) (can also include eggs, butter, dairy, any sort of animal product)
14:29 - guessing you have fruit or vegetables
14:48 - guessing your fridge has a freezer and maybe some ice cubes
15:14 - mouth sounds & guessing you have some chairs in your home % also guess that you own a bed
16:01 - guessing you have had a haircut before
16:11 - you own some pencils or pens? something to write with
16:34 - you own a pair of keys (for a vehicle or keys to open or close a box or keys for your home)
17:06 - a little bit of tongue clicking and teeth tapping? & guessing you own some money, even if it's not much, you have money in your possession
17:34 - guess that you own somewhere in your house a pair of scissors
17:48 - guessing that you have some sort of education (basic education at least)
18:07 - paper sounds
18:32 - next guess is more specific - you watch youtube?
19:09 - guessing that you have used google before
19:31 - guessing that you have used Facebook before
19:52 - maybe you have used Instagram before?
20:10 - you have watched videos before about the topic 'ASMR'
20:36 - you've seen videos before of cats, dogs, funny clips, maybe cute clips of animals
21:01 - maybe, just maybe you have used TikTok before
21:34 - you might also have an email?
21:56 - your name has a vowel in it, a couple of vowels maybe?
22:17 - guessing you maybe live on earth?
22:37 - you maybe have watched 'Jojo's ASMR' before, maybe a video
23:01 - when you're watching this video right now, you're wanting to fall asleep
23:18 - a little bit of mouth sounds & guessing you have yawned before
23:39 - you've played a video game before, either it's on your iPhone or an Xbox or PlayStation of some sort, a Nintendo console
24:06 - guessing you are born by 2 people (you have a biological father and a biological mother)
24:39 - you like to eat chocolate? and maybe if you don't like it, you don't hate it
25:11 - a guess that you are not vegan
25:26 - a guess that you have had pets before (a dog, a cat, a bird, maybe even fish OR turtles!)
26:07 - a little bit of mouth sounds & guessing you have had a crush before, on somebody
26:35 - more mouth sounds & a guess that you have played a musical instrument before
27:21 - you like the movie 'Shrek'
27:35 - a guess that you like the 'Bee movie'
27:54 - a. little. bit. of. mouth. sounds & a guess that you watch some TV shows
28:19 - last question - guessing that you are not even watching this part of the video right now
29:06 - clipboard tapping
29:20 - outro
(this took way too long)

[flxe]

Homeless Dude: *throws phone on the ground, ‘’how can he be this bad at guessing’’.

[kingsgaming]

someone definitely went off the grid after he guessed everything correct.

[nicerec]

Jojo: Guessing things about you

My Web History: Oh Crap

[chatnoir]

The facial expressions of him in the thumbnaild just get better and better

[myspinalchord]

1:27 _sit back, relax and grab a pair of... popcorn_

[kuchy]

JOJO: You have a pair of eyes
Some person who was born with only one eye: *crying out of one eye*

[ArwenLeigh]

Yaaaas! I've been waiting for something like this! I love ER and he's such an amazing asmrtist. This will be fun to see your take on his version of this.
Thank you for your content as always!