Dwarves Hate Everything! #dwarves #dndmemes #wizardposting

SHADOW MONEY DWARF GANG

And we actually don't mind Elves, now that you mention it.

[cesare_]

A dwarf hating shELVES, twELVES, mysELVES... old habits never dies

[zfrankhauser]

Well Mr. Dwarf, ready to go on our expedition in to the cave to find ancient knowledge?
***I HATE DELVES***

[NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

"Actually me father was of those pointy tree folk-"
*"I HATE DWELVES!"*

[Weldedhodag]

'I never thought I'd be sharing a cup of tea with an elf'
'How about a cup of tea with a friend?'

[noahdavis]

Careful, keep doing this and eventually they’ll end up interbreeding and creating a magic resistant magically inclined race

[nightsong]

Here's your vegetable soup and green salad, Mr. Elf. And a single utensil to eat them with.

"I DESPISE SPORKS!"

[lancephilipgarcia]

Mr. Dwarve, it seems you've broke the handle of your axe

***I HATE HELVES!!!***

[captaintitus]

Pretty calm by slayer standards

And damn that ending guess there’s hope for dwarf elf relations after all😊

[grnme]

Its almost impossible to get the meat out of these crabs master dwarf!
I HATE SHELLS!

[mediocreglow]

only a self hating dwarf would drink leaf juice with a knife ear

[Overlordough]

"Apologies, Sir Dwarf, but the town's water pump is in need of repair. You'll have to use the old bucket and rope outside of town."
*"I HATE WELLS!!!"*

[KMD_rd]

Left 4 Dead Francis: Finally a worthy opponent

[FreshBarn]

I'ma need a bugmans or 2 after this.

[Dr.DragonKnight]

I noticed all of the things he hates has “elves” in it, nice touch 👍.

[soup]

The dwarf screaming made me stumble around for five seconds in confusion before falling over. Then, I just layers there with my mouth gaping open.

[stutterjones]

Masterful witty bitty crafting my good fellow. A subversion at the end?? How propaposturous. A master pen man of wit if I say so myself

[issacshek]

DreadAnon delivering another masterpiece

[jamesbaxter]

Santa Claus Elves are closer to Gnomes, if anything. If our Schizophrenic Dwarf really does hate Elves (like many of his race), I can plausibly see him being friends with one of Santa’s Workers.

[silkenemperor]

I mean you set up the multi personality part before hand, so it was slightly expected

[weirdtyrant]

Thank you for informing me that my expectations were subverted; I wouldn’t have been able to tell otherwise.

Wait, what’s sarcasm?