Spaghetto (NSE)

NSE stands for Non-Sausage Episode. The singular form of spaghetti is spaghetto, so i made a giant log of blended spaghetti noodles and named it spaghetto.

Sausage links:

[Emblematicify]

It's actually genuinely interesting how much it did NOT cook. That is incredible. We should line our winter jackets with spaghetto.

[rkm]

Never in my life did I think watching a man put raw spaghetti in a food processor would be class A entertainment but here we are.

[dawn]

The fact that this uncooked log of spaghetti is a 2 and a half shows what kind of hell this man has gone through

[MatthewPherigo]

Mr Sausage rates an uncooked Spaghetti clump a 2.5 out of 5, because he knows from experience how much worse things can get

[oClock]

Those ancient Italian spaghetti makers knew the spaghetto was too powerful for the common man, so broke apart its power so that mere mortals could live in peace.

[DJstarrfish]

I love how instead of actually making pasta with semolina or egg or anything like a sane human being, he just fucking grinds store-bought spaghetti into flour

[karasutengu]

i can't help but feel there was an easier way to make a giant spaghetti noodle, but you are the expert

[TealOpal]

I was actively wondering recently what spaghetti would be like if a single noodle was as thick as a cheese stick. Mr. Sausage answering the big questions.

[MishKoz]

We all know that the natural evolution of this experiment is to put it into a sausage casing

[CandGoods]

That pre-boil dehydrated spaghetto log looks like a completely de-corned corn cob

[trashman]

maybe make a "Rigatono" and form the noodle around a pipe of some sort, so that the noodle can cook from the inside out as well

[cthrugrl]

I love how he ground up pre-made spaghetti to make this. If only they sold some kind of powder that you could make into pasta...

[MessedUpBrainspike]

Considering you did this, will you also start researching the legendary "doro"? It's rumored to be the predecessor of the "dorito", and as the -ito suffix means "small" the doro must be fairly hefty.

[vintage.groove]

The high scoring on this NSE just broke my common sense. I am starting to question past and future scorings

[dippyfresh]

After a mighty streak of 4s and 5s on the NSE show, that streak unfortunately came to an end today

[aaronsmith]

I wonder what all the people who complain about him breaking the noodles to cook them normally are thinking now.

[grayanddevpdx]

I thought a Spaghetto was where poor Italians live.

[NovaQueenZoe]

Just like nana used to have nightmares about.

[Seishae]

Your childlike wonder and enthusiasm is genuinely inspiring. I wish I saw food the way you do.

[leonicle]

You gotta make a meat cylinder and a sauce tube to accompany this fella