Alpha male podcasts #shorts

[roramoya]

the glances to the side looking for male approval are TOO accurate, fucking art

[berriexcream]

You forgot the part where he announces his $600–30 day program on how to be an alpha too

[turnipfrog]

You forgot the person who just goes “yeah” “mhm” “woah” “true” “bro”

[HDKEN]

Remember men, if she makes more money than you, that’s emasculating. But if she makes less money than you, she’s clearly a gold digger.

[pengwini_o]

why the hell is she so accurate, literally every time

[BridgerM]

You forgot the biggest piece of alpha advice: “One must always be doing the most masculine, manly things, such as other men.”

[moodmusic]

“I’m actually not a dog, because I could never be a lil’ bitch 😤”

[anyjen]

Innacurate. There's no way this person would call them "women." It's "females" all the way. 😅

[jayare]

"I don't focus on females."

Proceeds to talk about women for three hours straight.

[LizzyD]

They really started to use "simp" on someone who shows a girl decent respect and care

[greenberry]

"Women are too emotional"
"If someone doesn't listen to you or mocks you, yell at them and threaten to beat them up"

[turnipsandwich]

seeing one of these videos without context it just looks like these grown men are really into omegaverse fanfics and live their life by it

[mingsoul]

Alpha male: I have daddy issues but therapy is for simps so I take my anger out on women

[ellooottt]

“I would embrace masculinity, but real men don’t hug”

[SeungminOutside]

Add the guy who adds nothing except the occassional "Mm. Yes. Exactly. Yes. EXACTLY." and this is perfect.

[Ella.toosigma]

“I got that dog in me so I walk on all fours. Never vertical” 💀💀💀

[Simon-Ess]

"I got that dog in me, so I walk on all fours, I'm never vertical." LMAO THAT IS SO FUNNY

[jacobtrost]

"Young enough to be my daughter and treats me like my mom."

"You can't pay because you aren't a simp, she can't pay because that's alpha behavior."

Why are these two in particular SO ACCURATE

[juliacanchild]

It’s simultaneously sad, terrifying, and funny as fuck that I can actually imagine these things coming out of an “alpha” testicle’s mouth.

[mzic]

I saw this alpha male shit which was about depression and was like "we don't want empathy we want purpose, men will literally crawl over broken glass" i was like this aint die hard bro