Just one of those days, I guess...

I hate when this happens.

[dangalfthedruid]

Protists. Ugh. That’s wretched. I love it.

[Dank_Engine]

Me in the first half: Did he say protist?

2nd half: 💀

[thomasnowak]

The chances of getting eaten by a giant Amoeba are very very slim, but never zero.

[elessarbre]

They should really issue delay certificates like in Japan. Every time Godzilla attacks you can get a ticket if your route was blocked by falling debris.

[pumpkinsunshine]

This is a glimpse into the Powerpuff Girls verse when the Amoeba men win the day.

[Crownest]

The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

[RaichuKFM]

I didn't even consider "protests" as a possibility until the other character mentioned. I just heard giant protists and went yep, that's a skit premise right there.

[jacobcharleszimmerman]

Make sure you know the difference between protists and protests. It may save your life.

[Yesica]

Yeah, it really gets your shoes all gunked up.

[Lumiverse.]

hate when parameciums take over downtown

[meesalikeu]

i have a request could you review blood music by greg bear? its kind of a rather corny and straightforward body horror scifi book for the most part, but then it goes way off the rails into bizzaro land. and i freakin loved that bold turn, it was very brave.

[ReadtoFilth]

I’m not about to be phagocytize by this freaking Amoeba. I got work to do!

[JonSteitzer]

Query query - why are you in India lately? That seems neat

[claytongeist]

When are you gonna make the video on the Netflix 3 body problem series?

[EvanBoyar]

Your protestations to placate your principal are persisting past the point at which the protists' pursuit probably permits. Please be punctual, promptly.

[socpancake]

and it was neither a monday nor a thursday! truly rotten luck.

[EK]

I thought you were betraying a Canadian accent at first.

[peaceofcrap]

Haha protists. I understood this joke!

[MichaelSmith-sdkz]

Haha, funny joke, not like there are real protests happening against an ongoing genocide going on, being violently cracked down on across the country with the media giving it all no air. At best, you have piss-poor timing, at worst this reveals some ugly politics. I hope not the latter.

[jakobstisen]

That a new joke for me. NICE it does not happen that often 🦠