If Atheists Sounded Like Christians (Continued)

If Atheists Sounded Like Christians (Continued)

You're a Christian? Did you not get enough love from your father so you went looking for another one?

Why do you hate science so much?

God tells you what to do? Then how do you create your own purpose in life?

What would Neil deGrasse Tyson do?

You're burning a Richard Dawkins book?! That's... fine. I got another copy at home.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. And we know exactly how that happens.

Of course walking on water isn't a miracle. Just wait till December.

Christopher Hitchens died for your ignorance.

Dark Matter works in mysterious ways.

Being Agnostic is a choice. And I don't approve of that lifestyle.

They should really teach the basics of Islam in Sunday School. I mean, you gotta teach the controversy.

I wouldn't get too close to those atheists across the street. They don't believe in God the wrong way.

At the end of a lecture, we all drink this wine together. It's not symbolic and it's not the blood of anybody. It's just really damn good wine.

He is risen. Because that's what helium does.

I heard she's dating a Lutheran. She must not be a true Atheist.

I just found a parking spot. Thank you, city planners!

I'm so proud of my little girl. She's dating a Satanist from a really good family.

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[jamo]

"What bad thing traumatized you that you strayed from the path of reason?"

[mikecarter]

"Dating a Satanist from a really good family." Lmao! Loved it!

[anonymousone]

DarkMatter2525 works in mysterious ways.

[zidneya]

You're a Christian? What is like to live without morals an instead follow a 2 thousand years old flawed book instead?

[JustLooking]

"You're Christian because you WANT to be deluded and avoid facing the natural consequences of your ignorance."

"The fool has said in his mind, 'There must be a God.'"

"You're going to CHURCH instead of watching the game this Sunday? Life is too precious and short to waste on fairy tales; at least [insert teams here] are real people."

[davidj]

THANK YOU CITY I almost did a spit take on that one. Great video

[zEropoint]

just like with thanking doctors and scientists for healing people and curing disease, i don't think there's anything wrong with thanking your local civil engineers for a job well done that you can find adequate parking near the things you need in your city.

that's what civil engineers are for.

[darknyght]

one guy added his thumbs down. I hope he finds reason.
Ramen!

[andre]

He is risen. Because that's what helium does.😂😂😂 That's hilarious! Is that a shirt? Cuz I want that on a shirt.😂😂😂

[dvhjssf]

Christopher Hitchens died for our ignorance. Reason bless him.

[ian.]

What did science make to you to make you become a christian?

[MrKogline]

He shines brightly in the sky,
He is everywhere in the universe, but you can’t see he.
He can lift you up when you are down and make you soar into the clouds.
He can be your voice and bring a smile to your face and laughter to all.
Praise be He, oh Helium.

[pikupixel]

Dude, I'll be honest, I watched a LOT of your videos when I had my falling out with christianity

Watching your videos again floods me with a warm kind of nostalgia

[admirahmetovic]

The best one for me was, "Don't go to the atheists across the street, they don't believe in god the right way." hahaha

[colir]

He is risen. Because that's what helium does.

[troglodyte]

I descended from the heavens
WHEN I WHENT SKYDIVING

[ياسراحمد-]

I am an Iraqi and I love your channel so much I wish there were Arabic channels like your channel

[stawrhearts]

the helium one almost made me choke on my toaster strudel

[jager]

It's just really damn good wine... Hahahahaha

[Pyriphlegeton]

I found a good parking spot - thanks, city planners!
Even comically over the top atheists make sense :/