Libertarian Debate - Driver's Licenses (Extended)

license to toast in your own damn toaster

[spacepluto]

I like how they boo Johnson for mentioning how blind people shouldn’t drive

[devy]

He "doesn't know" how to use quotation marks.

[DylanRudy]

God we need 3rd parties to break the 2-party duopoly.

3rd Party:

[turtlezinthesky]

Libertarians: I would literally rather have drunk, blind toddlers on the road than ever have to hear the words "government issued liscence"

[kingcole]

"Requires"

... Does that need quotes?

[michaelnoonan]

This is such a "Why are you booing me I'm right" moment 😂

[squiddler]

This is one of the strongest arguments for gun licenses that I've ever seen and it's entirely unintentional

[GrizzV]

Gary Johnson, most hated man in the room: Blind people shouldn't drive
The audience:

[scurusscurus]

this skit was hilarious! i hope comedy central picks it up 🤞

[Kitties_are_pretty]

A license to practice medicine? What's next, a license for my lawn to photosynthesize? If an acquaintance of mine wants another limb for extra productivity, I should be able to use a sewing machine to give them a third arm made of gypsum and hair I found in a garbage bag outside a barber shop.

[moshemankoff]

To be fair, they selected Johnson in the end. That gets me about the libertarians, they have so many nutters, and always end up selecting the most normal option.

[zergbergerdelemon]

Man the death of parody hurts. How do you... parody this? I mean this is straight outta futurama.

[junme]

GJ: "I'd like to see some competency exhibited..."

Libertarians: I've never had that and I'll be damned before I ever get it!

[dogsdomain]

Damn gary johnson was the only reasonable person there. Yes, license to cut hair is stupid, but license to drive is not the same thing

[Herb]

Please tell me this was a total joke. If not, I feel bad for any libertarians that are reasonable and decent human beings. Honestly, other than Johnson, I wouldn't trust these clowns to run a lemonade stand, never mind a country.

[paskunk]

Darryl Perry, the absolute peak of Right-"Libertarian" Intellectualism.

[pitdarkangel]

When Gary Johnson is the smartest candidate in your party, that's pretty sad.

[hairycheesefungus]

This is legit listening to the gta talk show

[MisticStyles]

YOUR BOOS MEAN NOTHING, I'VE SEEN WHAT MAKES YOU CHEER!

- Gary Johnson

[spicynoodle]

I thought maybe the full version would make them look a little less... stupid but nope, other than Gary they all looked just as stupid as the short clip. amazin