Do Zerg players shower?

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[samuelpoulin]

Bro a spawning pool is 200 minerals. I don't have that money.

[CMF]

I love showers buuut it might just be a hybrid thing. That said I can agree that a nice soak in a spawning pool still feels amazing and does wonders for the micro biome.

(Hot take: Noone gives massages quite like Abathur.)

[mirastor]

As a real Zerg you unlock Overlord showers at lair tech

[neozes]

This is exactly the type of philosophical contemplation i expect from Shorts content. Ideal 5/7. Would shower again.

[SnyperMKJclL]

Of the 3 races the fact that only Zerg has a "pool" and the others have nothing one could bathe in is quite hilarious... stinky Terran and Protoss!

[dominikfittschen]

Everytime before the creep spreads a zergplayer had taken a shower.
What do you think creep is made of?

[CausuallyHardcore]

I'm just saying zerg players don't shower they bathe, since we in a pool

[enriquegarciacota]

I shower once per year, even if I don’t need to

[m_Audio]

Zerg players shower whenever there’s a RuneScape update is fucking hilarious

[Xport]

As a zerg enjoyer, can confirm, I don't shower.

[taoofjester]

Jesus, i didn't know how dark (teehee) the Dutch are. "Give a man your finger, and he will take your arm." Is a Dutch saying? Are there a lot of one armed Dutch people? How did that become the saying?

[sockpuppermcgee]

Zerg only shower when they're created in the bulby pod thingy, lotsa Dettol in there, it's why Kerrigan looks so "clean".
Terran do have plumbing but they can't take off their suits. How do you put deodorant on metal anyway?
Protoss are cleansed each time they warp in. Artanis is bloody disgusting at this point, so is Karax, and that annoying Preserver chick that's thousands of years old.

[ethanhostetler]

As a Zerg player, yes, I do in fact shower. The swarm is pretty low maintenance. Just sic a bunch of Zerglings on the nearest base, they're disposable.

[taoofjester]

The most legendary zerg player lived in the middle east. Didnt shower for like 40 years. Then locals gave him one. He died not long after.

Hold strong zerg brothers, to get clean is to die.

[robertrobert]

I m The only one Who showers with lowko commenting sc2 pro games ?

[CT-_Jek]

i don’t have 200 diamonds but i have 200 amethyst crystals, does that count? 😂

Edit: think about it: the Minerals in Starcraft are Diamonds, the Rich ones are Gold Infused Diamonds, the Gas is well, liquid Emeralds and Rich Gas is liquid Amethyst that both release as smog in the air and provide currency. and as for Terrazine, well, that’s jus Dr*g$

am i wrong?

[SPQRCJ]

what mission is this. I'm new to sc 2 and is currently completing wings of liberty

[ErikaWeiss]

The only reason I don't shower is because I don't have one. We have a bath, but I don't want to bath in human BO soup. Instead of subjecting myself to that level of unpleasantness, I just don't bath and use anti-perspirant deodorant to not smell like a rotten skunk. One day the shower will get fixed, not counting on it because other priorities, but until then.

[Trades]

Z players don't need to shower. They just jump into their Spawning pool

[WarRior-rnkb]

what game is he playing? is that a mod? how are you controlling an infestor and spraying whatever that is...