JD Vance STRUGGLES Ordering A Donut

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[beermug]

"My family got massacred last week"
"Okay. Good."

[kenneld]

He was so mad that the lady just said "okay" to him be a vp nominee that he decided to bury the staff under an avalanche of okays.

[ninjalectualx]

Shout out to that poor clerk who contributed to the awkwardness by giving that weird creep Vance absolutely nothing back lmaoo

[elduderino]

It's clear Vance doesn't see service workers as people. Only tools.

[dogberry]

My natural reaction is to rush to the defense of this person who is clearly socially awkward, and then I remember he voluntarily put himself in the spotlight, and uses that opportunity to say some of the most despicable things I have ever heard somebody say.

[mikeross]

Imagine JD Vance and Tucker Carlson together, by themselves, trying to survive in the real world. I would watch every episode of that show.

[DeletedWaffle]

The clear winner in this interaction is the female worker. That "okay" she gave him after he said he was running for VP is the epitome of I don't care energy.

[AgitpropPsyop]

Obviously his team didn’t think they’d have to prep him to have a normal interaction at a donut shop… They were wrong

[portmantologist]

I'm autistic with social anxiety. Every time I talk to someone I don't know know, I feel like I'm desperately trying to pass a Voight-Kampff test.

JD Vance makes me feel a lot better about my social skills.

[christopherweise]

Remember when we thought nobody could have less human charisma than DeSantis?

good old days.

[QuantumPineapple]

Was JD Vance not allowed to interact with human beings for the first 35 years of his life?

[frapi]

How is it possible that it didn’t cross his mind to ask: what’s your name?
Shocking.

[joshuaDstarks]

Dude can’t even order a dozen donuts without weirding it up.

[Christian-ipvz]

JD Vance loves his donuts like his couches. Cream filled.

[vutwtot]

“Glazed, sprinkled stuff… whatever makes sense.”

Dude wants to be VP, but can’t even order a donut.

[SamwiseOutdoors]

In all fairness to JD Vance, he's used to ordering donuts by saying "those things that Peter Thiel hand-feeds me when I get a correct answer on my Ayn Rand homework".

[ikemartin]

This campaign is full of idiots. Who doesn't vet a location to make sure they're amicable to your cause before going there?

[armashuvitz]

I dont have the best social skills but I'm practically top rizz compared to this guy

[Okranic]

I truly believe he was also thrown off that her reaction to him announcing himself running for VP- it was simply “okay.” I think that he realized he wasn’t going to get the reaction he wanted and it threw off his game plan. It’s clear he’s not good at small talk nor does he associate much with the commoners.

[scottaftem]

His running mate thinks you need ID to buy bread.