If Jaws (1975) were set in the North East of England.

People from the North East don't go in the sea.

[kdlittle]

As a marine biologist I can confirm the accuracy of the sharks accent.

[CaptainLuckyLuke]

As a sailor I can confirm the sight of this magnificently maned and bearded bloke frolicking in the waves would lure me to my death.

[Martial-Mat]

The shark CGI is incredible! I felt physically endangered.

[wesleysandel]

My favorite cliche about shark movies is when people are perfectly safe on a boat, see the shark and then all stand up, start screaming and running around until one of them falls in.

[GaelicCelt]

Jaws Tagline: You'll never go into the water again

Geordie: "That's all right, I never planned to"

[fredhasopinions]

"The beaches are black with coaldust and people are white with grievances" never heard a geordie sounding so sane before

[seantaylor]

"Who're you, Elton John?"

That line got me more than it probably should have.

[Minotaur-eylg]

Sharks aren’t even the deadliest thing in the North Sea.
The North Sea takes that honor.

[bestboy]

The unintentional luring of sailors to their deaths must be a heavy burden to bear.

[mosart]

After reading Jaws in the 70s I was afraid to wash dishes, go to the bathroom, or otherwise come anywhere near water. After watching this shark I find a strange urge to go sailing in the North Sea.

[EverettBurger]

Shark: "come into the water"
Beachgoer: "No."

The End.

[Anglomachian]

Shark: Come in the water
Geordie: No.
Shark: I've got chips.

[silentlefthand]

I MADE my American husband and my Londoner daughter watch this just so they can appreciate a smidgen of my childhood.

[donkmeister]

Can confirm. My dad's from near Sunderland and despite living in London for over 50 years still regards umbrellas as effete and for the first year he was here thought that lager was just the southern word for shandy.

[fredklein]

As a Canadian non-swimmer with a degree in English literature, I can confirm that swimming (struggling then drowning) in the frigid sea not so far from the burial site of the Venerable Bead would not be my first stop of choice when visiting England.

[Rowrin]

Honestly it would be more like:
10 seconds into the film...
Jaws: "Fuck this it's piss'n cold out here..."

[Patterrz]

this is incredible, lived in the north east all my life and never go in t sea cos it's too bloody cold int it

[NaumRusomarov]

- Are you using an umbrella?
- Mm. Yes.
- Into the sea you go.

[warpartyattheoutpost]

As an Alaskan and former Bering Sea fisherman scarred for life from seeing *JAWS* at a drive-in when I was 3, I approve this message.

[BoiledOctopus]

No idea why YouTube recommended this, but having watched, my life it now complete.

Hilarious!