Master Kenobi engages General Grievous

General Kenobi engages his arch-rival, General Grievous in a high-stakes thrilling duel to the death, and not the beautiful proposal Anakin Skywalker thought it was.

Unfortunately, Grievous has prosopagnosia.

The screenshots were taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, the text added and the video put together using ClipChamp.

Kenobi's voice is AI generated, General Grievous' voice was made by using clips from the Skywalker Sage, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, both were heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them.

The quick text is as follows:

00:06 Obi-Wan: Hello there! ™ is a registered trademark of Obi-Wan Kenobi. No claim is made to the exclusive right to use "Hello there!" except when leaping down from a high ledge to engage cyborg generals

00:23 Obi-Wan: but for a second there I thought you were going to ignore me like we aren't arch-nemeses!

00:26 Obi-Wan: Yes, I, your most celebrated rival, Eeth Koth who seemingly was killed in Genosis but was actually fine

01:23 Grievous: Dooku! I've been putting your training to good use!

01:39 Obi-Wan: [Invisible confusion]

02:37 Obi-Wan: The imminent danger!

[sealsaregood]

I've changed the way the text looks a little to (hopefully) make things a little easier going forward and to allow for a little more creativity in animating the text, there'll probably be some teething issues while I find the exact style I think is best.

This video is up because my younger brother keeps nagging me about having more Star Wars memes lol

[WasThisMail]

The fact that this is happening at the same time Maul is on Mandalore, wanting nothing more than to have a witty standoff with Kenobi makes this even better.

[privatename]

Just think, with Grievous having such memory issues, Anakin can tell him his thesis over and over, and it will be like the first time each time!

[nitelife]

I'll forever wonder if Grievous actually forgot Obi Wan or if he was just pretending to to throw him off

[planetbob]

When you keep telling people about your "rival" but to him you're just ...some guy...

[Frikiman_H]

Absolutely love how the part at the end screen is technically 100% true.

[skylartheoracle]

2:50 Took me a second to realize Kenobi making up a nemesis was just his description of Vader

[bigyoshi]

“We can only hope they make extremely passionate love after their wedding, I’m looking forward to being an uncle soon!” -Anakin Skywalker

[imperium]

the "other cyborg general, who also has breathing issues, but HE is actually force sensitive" could be either Darth Maul or Darth Vader. with the caveats being that Maul doesn't have breathing issues as far as I know, and Vader didn't exist yet. This poses to us a forked road, with two paths, neither being ideal. It is, if you will, a dichotomy

[mr.sniffles]

I thought Kenobi and Grievous were getting engaged :(

[cdos]

I think this engagement is going to have some issues everyone...

[JunkoEnoshima.]

Fun fact: In the universe of star wars GENERAL GRIEVOUS is the first person to say ''Hello there'' chronologically as he did against Obi wan in an early Clone wars episode just as he jumped down from high ground. So Obi wan's 'trademark Hello there is actually something he stole from Grievous :D

[DarknetDude]

Grievous was not a one-Jedi kind of guy.

Obi Wan has attachment issues.

[NyxSakura]

So... does that mean they are already getting divorced then? Man, Anakin was looking forward to congratulating Obi-Wan on the wedding. I bet he was even planning on inviting those two to a double date with him and Padmé.

[sethcushman]

The part where he was making up the bit about a rivalry with another Jedi-hunting cyborg with breathing difficulties, but that one is force sensitive and is also actually his former apprentice, which would actually end up coming true later, cracked me up.

[EALS-pbrs]

I mean Obi has another arch-nemesis who's a cyborg

[partyjams]

starting to see why Anakin thought this was wedding

[raynmanshorts]

Clone Wars: *Puts in every effort to make sure Anakin and Grievous don't meet for the sake of preserving the canonicity of one exchange*
Also Clone Wars: "Yeah, Obi-Wan and Grievous can fight all the time. I'm sure that doesn't mess with anything."

[CubemasterXD]

Dooku really went and built a guy with 4 light sabers huh...
A man of his word, which means he is a bad politician

[molag-ballordofdomination]

The ending sentences are technically correct