I made a robot to help me argue on the internet

It has finally arrived! Let the Comment Assistant™ fight your internet battles for you. A sample of the logical arguments the Comment Assistant™ is capable of:

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MUSIC CREDIT
There's no fucking music in this video.

[armanhammer]

There's a flaw in your machine.

People don't use their heads when arguing on the internet.

[yeem_lad]

Uses it's head more than most internet trolls.

[VERAMusic]

i like the fact that its being held up by tupperware and duct tape X'D

[JimmySlaughter]

And I bet that thing does a better job at spelling and grammar than most internet commenters.

[DavidKyokushin]

If you change the head for a knife, it can also spread butter on toast.

[burnthewitch_]

You have succeeded in making strangers roll their faces on their keyboards to imitate your robot. Just remember with this great power comes great responsibility.

[BrianWisti]

The little beep at the end - like a microwave

"Your comment is ready for submission"

[frac]

Simone, you are a glorious example of humanity!

[facuruiz]

Robot: "What is my purpose?"
Simone: "You argue with comments"
Robot: "Oh my god, no"

[PierreSlamich]

Given what can be read on the Internets, I guess this is bound to be your first fully functional robot.

[MElekiaZ]

whit this machine, anyone can be challenger in league of legends!

[intjonmiller]

I love this so much. I'm so glad this exists, thanks to you. :)

[japinakkila]

Brilliant stuff Simone! Fresh, unique and absolutely hilarious!

[MrCrankyface]

This invention would explain a lot of the comments on both YouTube and internet in general. Awesome work!

[antonakerling]

Really like the setup! Especially the takeout boxes and duct tape. Keep up the awesomeness.

[GraalSlim]

Still does a better job than half of the internet.

[samuelshin]

I like the duct tape and the containers to hold the robot.

[johnhearn]

After nearly a decade, this six seconds is still the best depiction of what the internet is like that has ever been captured on film.

[Geeksmithing]

I'm glad the beep is in there. It is like the robot performing an art piece and saying, "Fin".
Love it.

[gonzesse]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CHANNEL ON YouTube!!! 😂😂