Dad Jokes with Kratos

Kratos may be a dad now, but his journey to fatherhood won't be complete until he delivers some truly awful dad jokes. We teamed up with Kratos voice actor Christopher Judge to make our daddy dreams a reality.

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[SamueleumaS]

Hearing the most serious man in the world laugh is scary

[thesighbored]

When Kratos makes a joke but you're scared to laugh in case he's not joking.

[rachelheav]

I love how Chrisipher Judge is the opposite to every charactor he plays

[Why_so_salty]

Christopher Judge sounds so intimidating, yet is easily ticked by any joke

[SylvainCosmos]

"When does a joke become a dad joke?"

"When it becomes apparent, boy."

[milkman-]

I love how giggily and loveable he is.

[croc_moat]

"I don't like elevators"
"I don't trust stairs"
*Starts floating*

[CGF]

Imagine them selling the Kratos Dad jokes DLC pack... 😂

Stonks 📈

[BigBadWolf]

Kratos: "Hold on boy, I have to axe them a question."
Atreus: Closes eyes, sighs, and facepalms himself

[KrpticUnknown]

i would buy a dad joke DLC for fathers day.

[ourlordandsaviour]

Honestly, this guy could read the phone book and I'd still pay money to hear it

[duckman]

"Hi sorry, I'm dad"

This is a very high-level dad joke.

[gelap]

his voice literally can punch a guy .

[dynomical.]

Imagine if Kratos makes bread, he'll name it Kratoast.

[birdlord]

Man, I sure hope this guy gets an award for best performance

[Thatguy-nhby]

“Don’t be sorry, be better”
“Hi dad, I’m better”

[MeddyReady]

I wish this was in the actual game, imagine playing new game + and it's just kratos saying dad jokes all the way through

[sassycassie]

I love how he absolutely laughs at these jokes and looks so guilty trying not to crack himself up.

[disorganizedbones]

I want this to be animated and each time Atreus just keeps cringing

[wheasdre]

"I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something."
*Atreus facepalms*