13th Century Live Streamer: Diss Melody

[milkymilk]

"it plagues me to say it" is subtle but got me laughing

[grqfes]

that singing was genuinely so good dude the stress on gold chains from my jeweler is so strong

[zZeroDowNn]

This is what happens when you never tell Fergus the name of the melody in the background

[dabiga]

I love the implication that Finnegan A) provides the background music, B) Has already learned the diss melody, and C) Is in chat, all at the same time

[Tingus__Pingus]

“I’ve seen your maiden, she’s peculiar” is CRAZY, you gotta draw and quarter this fraud

[MrCakerape]

"These are besieging words" is getting added to my list of sayings

[agentbrownie]

“my mill grinds pepper and spice, your mill grinds rats and mice” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[PayzTheSithGamer]

Kendrick VS Drake: 🚫
Fergus VS Medieval Streamer: ✅

[itsspider]

"I bet he had a ghost scribe" lmao

[bigsoggy]

"Send your knights I'll smoke them all."🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

[stewgod]

Fergus is not gonna get away with this😤

[lan_real]

Script:

My field is big
Your field is small
Send your knights
I'll smoke them all
I've seen your Maiden she's peculiar
Brand new gold chains from my jeweller
I'll come at Gort that Little serf
His crops are small and have no girth
If you want smoke tell all your Vassals
That im right here outside your castle

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[ken.]

"If you want smoke, tell all your vassals that I'm right here outside your castle" was fire, holy shit

[williamruth]

Detractors will see you tour your realm on a magnificent steed and claim "alas, he cannot afford a carriage"

[what-dkul]

"You want smoke tell all your Vassals
That im right here outside your castle" actually goes hard

[IzzytheCatgirl]

Lyrics In Old English

Mīn feld Īs miċel þīn feld īs medmiċel
sendan þin cnith's Iċ willan cwellan hīe eall Iċ habban sēon þīn mæġden hēo īs fremde ellanīwe gold bred onsīen mīn ġimwyrtha Iċ willan becuman ymbre þæt medmiċel þēningmann his ierþ eart medmċel ġe nā miċelnes ġif þū willan ān feoht tellan þīn þēningmann Iċ eom hēr ūtan þīn fæsten

[cupofmilkyway]

"I've seen your maiden, she's peculiar" NAH HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

[ludiaraxi]

Fergus is not prepared for the projectile that approaches him swiftly. May the Lord grant mercy upon his soul, for there are few others who shall extend such grace.

[brothernades]

Do these 13th century memes are the funniest s*** I've seen in awhile please keep making more

[LiterallyGIGS]

FORGET THE DRAKE VS KENDRICK BEEF, THIS IS MUCH BETTER 🗣️🔥💯🔥💯💯🔥💯🔥