Family Guy - Jews, Money

[Alejandro]

What’s the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back

[rachidaachich]

How was copper wire invented? A: Two Jews found the same penny.

[thehair]

I love how they are just there hanging out by the bank

[sethgile]

The money: hey boys my eyes are up here

[Mechaghostman]

Why did the Jews wander the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them dropped a nickel.

[xavierharding]

A Jewish man won 10 million dollars on the lottery and a few days later his wife asked him " Honey what should we do with all these letters begging for money" ? After thinking about it for a few seconds the Jewish man replied "Keep sending them out dear".

[nobodynobody]

A little Jewish boy asked his father for five dollars.
His father replied...
"Four dollars? Why do you want three dollars?"

[adromio]

the scream of the last jewish guy to appear is hilarious!

[shmosel_]

I'm Jewish and apparently it's my job to certify this humor.

[wintersoldier]

for those who say it's offensive to jewish people. I am jewish, and this is a good joke. Don't be offended on my behalf

[danschneider]

My wife is Jewish. She looks at me so seductively sometimes, but there is an extra something in her eye when I pull my debit card out or she sees my stocks did well

[brianjugos]

The guy doing the squeezing motion with his hands lmao

[robs]

Woody Allen was asked where he got the beautiful watch he was wearing. He said, "My grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed."

[mackpines]

“What do you give a cheap rabi?”
“A budget cut.”
-Johnny Carson

[superstarultra]

The "Whoo" at the end is the best part.

[LeoWhalen]

I'm Irish and I approve of this joke.

[TheEldad]

Jewish kid: dad, I saved 5$. Instead of going on a bus I was running after it.
Dad: you stupid if you were running after a taxi you could save 20$!

[afterlife]

My uncle used to be the senior editor for this show and he says that all the Jewish jokes are written by Jewish writers that’s why they’re so funny.

[Snjeguzica]

a jew compliments another jew's wristwatch:
"hey david, that's a really nice watch"
"thanks, my father sold it to me before he died"

[kadewiedeman]

Holy Fuck i never knew this clip existed. I was an armored truck worker for five years, and there was a certain town in New Jersey where this was a legitimately accurate depiction of events every time I went to any of the banks.