Luke, Did I Ever Tell You How Your Father Killed Those Pesky Younglings?

Luke, did I ever tell you about your father? Sorry, but I obliterated him some years ago.
I hope there are no hard feeling between us.

[TheStraightestWhitest]

"He was the best youngling butcher in the galaxy. And a cunning senator screwer. And he was a good friend."

[bryb]

Luke, did i ever tell you about the time that I had the high ground?

[stateofflorida]

Instead of confronting him on mustafar, he climbed the landing gear on his ship with his trusty sawed off Qui-Gon 870 and took his head off while he powernapped back to Coruscant.

That was the first and last time Obi-Wan dealt in absolutes. The absoluteness of how hard he rekt Anakin that is.

[rcm]

American Obi Wan doesn't exist, he can't hurt you....

Oh wait, yes he can

[MultiPets.]

Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

[schwarzerritter]

Sounds like Old Ben is off his meds again.

[VeryEvilGM]

-What the heck is that thing?
-Melon droid sir.

[SlyFrye]

Damn what happened to Obi-Wan's memory problems? How does he not know what R2D2 is?😂

[nunziocombattelli]

I like how his accent switches when he begins threatening Luke 😂

[GunaMask]

0:41 he clearly forgot about ahsoka tano

[Mikeb]

haha, that dialogue was better than all of Anakin's lines in Attack of the Clones..

[stevehandley]

Something’s waiting in the bushes of love

[wrecklessg]

From overlord to melon. Unprecedented transition😂

[califaernsto]

"He was the stupidest starfighter in the galaxy, and he was a good friend."

[sitcorocket]

"luke....did your Uncle or Aunt never tell you not to accept gifts from old men who live on their own ?"

[vmthelegend]

this is all better than the new star wars movies and the main reason for this is, these people understand star wars.

[drewlovelyhell]

He starts turning into an American when he gets worked up.

[TheTranscendentForce]

Being so immensely powerful jedi overlord obi wan Kenobi aka the last highergrounder often forgets lesser creatures or astro droids.

[Enzo]

After this lesson of wisdom Luke would later go on to attempt to kill his own teenage nephew Ben Solo in his sleep when he sensed the darkside in him.

[blitzworldace]

THE YOUNGLING SLAYER 9000 WILL STRIKE AGAIN