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[Grace-psfd]

"what do you call a sad coffee"
"a depresso"
AGHT
AGHT

[twice]

"why can't a koala be a bear?"
"Because it doesn't meet the koalafications
AHT AHT AHT

[yelitzaturner]

“What is an alligators favorite drink?”
“I dunno?”
“GATORade”

[averagejoe]

My boss is Mexican, just had his car stolen, and his name is Carlos. This joke will have deeper meaning when I tell it at work Monday.

[anthonymoring]

As a Dad this is much more accurate than I'd like to admit.

[juliaa]

Just the sounds he made had me wheezing and how innocent the jokes were god I’m dead 😂

[rainbowsalt]

Girlfriend: He's probably out cheating

Him: *AGHT*
*AGHT*
*AGHT*

[timless._tae]

"What kind of spread do cars use on their sandwich?"
"What?"
"They use Traffic Jam"
*AGHT*
*AGHT*
*AGHT*

[edwardscissorhands]

"When does a joke become a “dad joke?”
"When it becomes a-pparent"
*AGHT*
*AGHT*
*AGHT*

[reptilious]

"why was the piggy bank so wise"
"because it was filled with common cents"
*smacks table*
aht aht aht aht aht

[ToriiLozano]

What do you call an alligator that sends help?
"A GatorAID"
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[saulter]

“What did the ocean say to the beach?”
“Nothing, it just waved.”
*AIGHT*
*AIGHT*
*AIGHT*

[paulpardee]

What's the difference between business man on a bicycle and a hobo on a unicycle? Attire!

[smoledits]

"Where do lizards go when they lose their tail?"

To RE-tail store
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[VCole-egkq]

“Mommy the kids at school call me shampoo and make fun of me 😢😢”
“Aww don’t cry, it’s ok Johnson, no more tears”

[aliyaa]

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
“Because the ‘P’ is silent”
AIGHT
AIGHT
AIGHT
AIGHT

[juiced]

Omg his laugh is the EXACT sound we made, everytime when a teacher expressed his boomer humour, back in school over a decade ago 💀💀

[sheep]

"why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?"
"Because its pointless"
**Baby crocodile noises**

[Inexsanity]

"Why is the baker so good at baking?"

"Why?"

"Because it was all a piece of cake"

AGHT AGHT AGHT

[Unknown__guy_]

"why did the Oldman fall in the well?"
"Because he didn't see that well"
AGHT
AGHT
AGHT