Rules for dating my daughter

Typical overprotective parent. Next thing you know, they'll be saying that the boyfriend can't read "book 17" to her, or let her near "the purple box"

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a meme about the rules for dating my daughter. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

Typical overprotective parent. Next thing you know, they'll be saying that the boyfriend can't read "book 17" to her, or let her near "the purple box"

[JouvaMoufette]

If you think this is crazy, you should see the 872 page manual on marrying her.

[redeye]

You've heard "I can fix her" and "I can make her worse", now it's time for "I can contain her"

[Twenty_Third_Nerd]

Imagine a series like this where the boyfriend is just completely chill and follows all the instructions perfectly

[gar]

Rules for dating my daughter: there are none, I don’t have a daughter. Who are you dating?

[noahgolan]

If anyone has any knowledge as to the whereabouts of said daughter, I will pay handsomely - NOT the man in red

[mr.medina]

The dad works for the SCP organization. He fell in love with one of the anomalies. They had a kid together. He loves his daughter but he fears what she is capable of.

[Monarch]

When you’re dating a temporal anomaly:

[TartofJelly]

“Just ask her out! what’s the worst that can happen”

What happens:

[aceofspadesguy]

At least he’s actually letting his daughter socialize, sounds like a loving father to me.

[deeeaaaannnn]

sounds more like the father is protecting the boyfriend, not the daughter.

[RGC_animation]

"She isn't just a red flag, she's the whole red country."
"So you in or not?"
"Yeah bet."

[Colboltblade]

1:58 I get it now, she is able to spit an OBJECT that could get you carry the CHILD.

[JWhitePWC]

"I have a shotgun, a shovel, and a lot of property to bury things on" sounds like a great horror movie pitch

[KolMan]

Father helped birth an eldritch horror and still stuck around to be a loving father. This man is the greatest of us all.

[dback]

"Babe would you love me if":

[alfieho-brcw]

casually has an eldrich beast as a daughter. cool.
change: mother, it seems i have achieved fame. this is an occasion to be commemorated for the years to come.

[pleasecallmedoku]

I like the part where he says that he would be honored to die in a ditch with the boyfriend if it came down to it. Implies that anyone willing to give love to his daughter is worthy of his respect and he's not ashamed to admit it. Very cute.

[vincenzoamiranda]

The dad must be an absolute gigachad, I mean, imagine her mother

[manrisakirisame]

Her dad seems nice.
She sounds like an angel.
No issues here.