Visiting Your Crappy Hometown

Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren't sad!

CAST
Grant O'Brien

CREW
Director - Sam Geer
Writer - Grant O'Brien
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
Director of Photography - Justin Hamilton
Gaffer - James Daniel
Sound Mixer - Matt Kendrick of BoTown Sound
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Lesa Greenfield
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Esmeralda Pelayo
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Content Management Assistant - Caroline Langella
Content Management Assistant - Jane Cripe
Editor - Sam Geer
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Brittany Joyner - Assistant Editor
Matt Decker - Assistant Editor

[TreetopCanopy]

"It's somehow less walkable here than a small town OR a big city." I feel this.

[andreyutiamco]

My hometown is actually *crappier* than this, thank you very much.

[amandapalmer]

He forgot to mention running into people who stayed and still act like they did in high school

[willowayoubi]

Jesus, that's what a town looks like in America?
Here in Ireland a town is a few fields, a few houses and maybe a castle or a church.
Anything bigger is a city.

[nakenmil]

Your home town had A ZOO? AND AN AIRPORT? Calm down, city slicker.

[amazingfirelily]

Zoo? Mall? Bar? Lounge? Bowling? Golfing? This isn’t my home town. The closest mall is half an hour away a town over.

[emilyb]

All the small town people complaining this isn't relatable, it was probably targeted at those who grew up in the middle of an endless suburban sprawl like me :P

[aionlover]

Watching this in 144p quality is priceless

[isthisright]

"...you know, the one with the cheesecake factory." That felt personal.

[mitismitis]

boi, my hometown may be crappy but atleast they have hd.

[gamesdeen]

That sushi was the scariest thing I've seen today. I can feel the food poisoning through the monitor.

[bigeric]

Wait so in America it is realistic that a town has just one bus but also an airport?

[SoularSlothesk]

Guys, he said HOMETOWN not SMALL TOWN. This is fairly accurate for my hometown, which is a small college city.

[skypaladin]

....excuse me but what kind of small, shitty homewtown has an airport???

[brennicolas]

My hometown doesn't have that one nice mall, or an airport, or a zoo. And I didn't get out when I was 18. I'm still here.

Edit: Holy shit, it’s been 4 years and I forgot I even left this comment. To clarify, we have a mall it’s just not nice, it’s been hanging on for dear life since the pet store, book store, toy store, and Macy’s closed, but they opened up a movie theater so that’s something. And our crappy little town is less than an hour away from a big city with an airport and a zoo, and better malls that do have a Cheesecake Factory, so living here isn’t so bad. At least I was able to afford a house where my mortgage is less than all my friends who live in said city pay for rent.

[jacobsewell]

Damn I wish my hometown has a zoo and an airport

[uhhcallmejefe]

You think my town has a zoo!? A nice mall!? 3 gates at the airport!?

[MrTokesu]

Crappy hometown


Has an airport. WHAT KIND OF A CITY DID YOU THINK I WAS BORN IN!

[MattJasa]

What if you never left your hometown, but never visit it either, because you don't go outside?

[cicadahero]

But I love that one nice mall with the Cheescake Factory!