sad beige mom christmas

[fuchsialocks]

Don't let the other beige moms peep those red nails

[jadynabraham]

beige moms be like “don we now our gray apparel”

[YasSienna]

The no hesitation on “ugly shit!”got me

Edit:damn thx for the likes

[GorePixie]

"Brutalist Christmas Tree" sums this trend up so ironically its hurts.

[kylahyoung]

Still have nightmares about the woman that painted her toddler’s Christmas tree beige. Even Gothic Baby’s mom has a lot of color.

[rubyriot]

this reminds me of that utah mom who post-ironically embraces the beige mom stereotypes and calls her daughter Chickenleigh

[elliot]

Just calm and soothing and professional and then “they might want ugly shit-“

[alee__is]

POV: Kim kardashian looking for Christmas decor.

[Idk-howshould_i]

Istg this is the first time I’ve heard this woman swear 😭

[Trashsuit]

I could never deal with an beige mom. I'm 16 and nearly everything i own is a bright color. Bright colors just make me so happy

[moemetal]

I’m hoping for a speedy recovery to all of the beige millenial moms out there, you will get over this dated fad soon sweetie x

[KA-lfkf]

"Marble brutalist Christmas tree!!"
Girl you hit me right in my art history I'm dead 😂😂

[caidalee]

If you have kids, that’s your aesthetic. Messy, bright, colorful, almost clownish, and an exhausted but genuine smile.

[haleyrsm]

I wish I had a beige mom bright vivid colors make me stressed and overstimulated/overwhelmed I can’t stand them

[bjam]

gods i hope you somehow snuck in all those things into the store cos wow i feel bad for the kids who has to live in the place of beige

[cat]

My almond mom was not also a beige mom. But one year she tried to get rid of all are childhood Christmas decorations and replace them with shit from Pier 1 Imports.

[bagmanvr]

this will be all of what her kid sees.
BEIGE
BEIGE
BEIGE

[JenniferSwiftBlood]

I love how you went to a target with a beige sign outside 🥰🐬😂

[leopardone]

Your parodies of every walk of life and social group is the humor we all desperately need right now.


Thank you for your work lol. Cheers!

[niviSybie]

"they might want ugly shit that doesnt match your aesthetic" very real