This PhD Thesis Got Me Banned From Academia

The institution just wasn't ready.

[PinnePon]

The dad guy looks like he witnessed as you randomly burst into song and he's trying to figure out how the hell you got in his House

[illuminate]

The belt part is very true. I really didn't think that my father would be able to incorporate a belt into swimwear but here we are.

[inflatablesoup]

The biggest similarity between my dad and a supermodel is that neither are even remotely interested in me lmao

[AHH]

I'm convinced this man has 5 doses of grunky scripples a day

[froggy]

I have no idea how you come up with such strange concepts but I adore every single one of them, keep it up mate

[jaspermoyes]

just wanna say, i genuinely love everything you produce, and i just vibe with it so much. keep on being awesome dude

[Toby]

I knew i wasnt the only who struggled with this dilemma, now my freinds will know why i occasionally flirt with their dads :D
Thank you

[zainabsultan]

This is a very specific vibe and I love it

[bfood]

One other similarity is that despite them existing, I have neither in my life.

[pzzag]

Except one is the hottest human you will ever see, and the other is a supermodel.

[smoilingrobit]

I thought for sure that the casting Dad was mainly interested in is casting his fishing line 🐟 superb twist!

[demiurge]

Wasn’t expecting the “are you a dad or a supermodel” to pick up like that but I am ALL HERE FOR IT

[gemb]

Glad to see pixelation employed judiciously #KeepPrivetPrivate

[addrad]

The supermodels have been copying our style for decades! Thank you for recognizing this!

[shreddiestreams]

"Similar" and "exhibit a". I love your rhyme schemes

[Burnttoast_]

You should do a song about a detailed writing essay where the teacher says "Even explain the tiniest of details" and the kid starts to go into atoms and ehat makes them but then starts to question the universe and how to leaf even came to be.

[PrestaPretzel]

This is relatable as hell, I went through an entire 4 year relationship only to break up after realising I was actually dating a supermodel the whole time

[OctagonalSquare]

I love the idea that wordplay makes you confuse two things

[ce]

“For checking your figures”
THE PERFECT PITCH

[cardinalhamneggs]

Ogden Nash once wrote a poem about how babies were a lot like drunk people. This feels like a spiritual successor to that.