Should You Buy A Yacht In GTA Online?

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Today I go over if you should buy a Yacht in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update #gta

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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)

Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
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Finally somebody who doesn't just trash talk the yacht. Yes, it's useless, but who doesn't want to own a gigantic floating apartment.

SirNobody
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Im never really using my yacht but every time I see my small ship in the middle of the ocean I really appreciate buying it. Its just such a cool view seeing a yacht standing around and knowing that its yours even though it is completely useless imo

querzu
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just 3 small missed things:

It has a an air defence system that completely shreds enemy fling vehicles.
It give you some exclusive missions you can start talking to your captain.
The hot tub actually refill your health bar overtime until completely full.

lucasstocker
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I'm buying a yacht because gaming is supposed to be about leisure and fun. It's important to take a break from the virtual grind once in a while.

shillionaire
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Had it for about a year now. I didn't like any of the apartments, and I like the idea of going to places to do work, like CEO cargo, etc.
So I got the yacht. It's my primary spawn and I quite like the idea of taking a chopper to places.

Rockstar could definitely have done a lot more with it; swimsuit clad NPC's populating it for example; makes it feel less lonely.

NebirosVT
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I did not know about leaning on the rail!!!! I can't believe I've been missing out on this gameplay.

redlupo
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I love the yachts anti air defense, it’s pretty fun to troll tryhards or just normal players with it. When anti air is on you CANNOT be killed, except if someone uses sparrow or orb you.

__Sauron_
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I feel like if you could spawn any owned helicopter on that second landing pad it’d be slightly more worth it

JEassassin
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Honestly i think that some things on GTA shouldn't be messed with . Most items like the Super Yacht set players apart from other players. Like now having one isnt going to be as badass now that everyone can get one. Some might not agree but that's where i am with this

itZGeminiTre
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It only costs 10, 000 to move the yacht after you finish the Captain's missions. It just keeps getting better 😂.

giant_cliff
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The Yacht defenses also shoots down any person who tries to fly toward you or tries to kill you with any air vehicles weapons, very helpful

zanegrey-
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If your health bar is low If you sit in the hot tub it will regenerate your health, and the AA gun is a nice feature when griefers are in the area.

JazzCabbageLogic
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I'm only about half way through the video so I don't know if this was mentioned but if you complete the yacht missions once, the fee to move your yacht reduces to 10k which is a lot more affordable imo.

ArthurMorgan
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The boat and helicopter you get with the Pisces (middle expensive) are actually faster than the ones you get with the Aquarius (most expensive).

RonakDhakan
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Yes, very much worth it, especially when you have a Seminole on it, it becomes the best thing in the game

carefuldraws
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Don't forget when you sit in the yacht's pool it regenerates your health. Saving on snacks means the yacht will pay for itself.


Eventually.

Jehannum
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There is one practical use for the yacht you didn’t mention: yacht defenses. Yacht defenses block any bullet or missile going anywhere near the yacht and blow up any aircraft or weaponized vehicle that comes close (except the sparrow which it just doesn’t allow it to use its weapons when near). This means you can park your Kasotka next to the yacht when setting up cayo and turn defenses on and people can’t blow it up.

joelcotten
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Just FYI this is the only thing that you can buy that is indestructible that comes with AA defense. We all know the tryhards LOVE to use aircraft, either a hydra, a lazer, or MKII and this property gives you a place to recoup if you are fighting multiple tryhards at once while you are flying to fight back as it will shoot them down if they choose to push into yacht airspace (just kite them over your yacht to shoot them down). You can also park the yacht next to your kosatka so that you can protect yourself while sourcing for cayo if you choose to do that in a public lobby. Plus you can shoot your kosatka missiles and if anyone tries to come back to blow up your sub your yacht will shoot them down and your torps can handle any boat or sub. I love boats and yachts myself and so I got it on sale last year or a few years ago when it went on sale. I like the missions myself but they are kinda tough and don't pay well, but it is content that most people don't have access to. Remember all this stuff is on sale to get you to blow your money so that when the december DLC releases you won't have enough cash to get the DLC content and might force you to buy a shark card. So save your money. Don't buy anything unless you got over 20 mil stashed away.

John_Conner
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With Juan El Rubio Strikler and The Duggans as my unwilling patrons, BUY EVERYTHING

mokthanksalot
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Yes i have a Yacht, Yes El Rubio paid for it.
I wish i could take it to Cayo, use it in a heist. id love to see his chopper meet my AA

ozzycommander