We wrote an anime theme song (YIAY #262)

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We wrote an anime theme song (YIAY #262)

[ericmaclean]

I like to believe that this is the theme for the anime we wrote

[jeremiaholszewski]

_English Translation:_
A boy
A hero
A never ending throbbing friendship
I love my daddy

A parentless boy
An oversized sword
Running and fighting for destiny
Revenge and power, glory and honour

Anthropomorphic Furries

Embrace the cringe
(Titans killed my parents)
I love my daddy

Potato Watermelon
Potato Watermelon (yes)
Potato Watermelon
Potato Watermelon (yes
Potato Watermelon
Potato Watermelon

Neverending
Unrelenting
Gasping, Burning
TITS TO MANY

Anime is Life
Anime is Love
Anime is Daddy

I love my Daddy!

yes, yes end!

_Japanese Translation:_

男の子
主人公
決して終わらない悲しい友情
私は私のパパが大好き

親なしの男の子
特大の剣
運命と運命の運命
復讐と権力、栄光と名誉

擬人化ファルリー

抱きしめて
（タイタンズは私の両親を殺した）
私は私のパパが大好き

ポテトスイカ
ポテトスイカ（はい）
ポテトスイカ
ポテトスイカ（はい
ポテトスイカ


終わりのない
絶え間ない
貪欲と燃える
たくさんの人に

アニメは生命です
アニメは愛です
アニメはパパ

私は私のパパが大好き！

はい、はい！

_Japanese-English Translation:_

boy
hero
Sad friends never ends
I love my dad

A boy without parents
Oversized sword
Fate of fate and destiny
Vengeance and power, glory and honor

Personification Falely

Embrace
(Titans killed my parents)
I love my dad

Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon (yes)
Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon (yes
Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon

endless
Constant
Greed and burning
To many people

Anime is life
Anime is love
Anime is a dad

I love my dad!

Yes, yes!

_Second English-Japanese Translation:_

boy
Hero
Sad friend never ends
I love my dad

A boy without parents
Oversized sword
Fate of fate and destiny
Vengeance and strength, glory and honor

Personalization

embrace
(Titans killed my parents)
I love my dad

Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon (yes)
Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon (yes
Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon

infinite
constant
Greed and burning
To many people

Anime is life
Anime is love
Anime is my father

I like my father!

Yes, it is!

_What Translation:_

Boy
hero
Sad friends will not be finished.
I love my father.

A boy without a parent
A big knife
The destiny of destiny and destiny
Revenge and power, glory and glory

Individualization

Embrace
(Titan killed our parents)
I love my father.

Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon (example)
Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon (example)
Potato watermelon
Potato watermelon

Endless
Unchanged
Greed and burn
For many people

Animation is life.
Animation is love.
Animation is my father.

I love my father!

The!

[jcak]

Can we get some respect for the team players who did words like “the” and “a” so the song could make sense?

[emototheextremo]

Everyone saying "how can he love his daddy if he's parentless"
It's... not that kind of daddy.

[nimk]

I translated the lyrics in Google Translate a ton of times and "Anthropomorphic Furries" was translated to "Caucasian Individuals"

I wish I made this shit up

[LyonelLeon]

Alright, just hear me out for a bit;
In this song, Jack states "A parentless boy", which leads us to believe that his parents abandoned him, or died.
He later states "Titans killed my parents" which tells us that his parents were in fact, killed.
He finally states "Anime is daddy" telling us that his father is Anime himself.
This was all just a cleverly disguised political statement that Attack On Titan killed Anime.

[Sillygreen]

Here is is in japanese-- i just wasted an hour hand crafting this turd. Please note i had to take some artistic liberties to match his cadence/rhythm!!!! Theres romanization for the gaijins too.

少年
人傑
後を絶たずの友好
ダーディが大好き

親無し子
大型一刀
走破、喧嘩、運命のため

仇讎、力
栄光と名誉
擬人化のケモナー

CRINGE抱く
巨人から死んだ
ダーディが大好き

ジャガイモとスイカ
ジャガイモとスイカ(はい)
ジャガイモとスイカ
ジャガイモとスイカ(はい)
ジャガイモとスイカ
ジャガイモとスイカ(はーい!!!)

後絶た
容赦なく
ハァハァ
焼く
おっぱい過ぎ

アニメ、生命
アニメは愛
アニメはダーディ

ダーディが大好き!
終わり

shounen
jinketsu
ato o tatazu no yuukou
daddy ga daisuki

oyanashigo
ookata ittou
souwa, kenka, unmei no tame

kyuushuu, chikara
eikou to meiyo
gijinka no kemona

Cringe idaku
kyojin kara shinda
daddy ga daisuki

Jagaimo to suika
Jagaimo to suika (HAI)
Jagaimo to suika
Jagaimo to suika (HAI)
Jagaimo to suika
Jagaimo to suika

ato tata
youshanaku
haahaa
yaku
oppai sugi

anime, seimei
anime wa ai
anime wa daddy

Daddy ga
owari

This is why i major in japanese. Please make jack see this lol

[clockjaw]

I’ve seen multiple people say “how can he love his daddy if he’s a parent-less boy ?” Guys the song very clearly states “anime is daddy”

[stovexlvii]

I'm addicted to this video help






Edit: after 3 years I have reduced my listening of this song to once a day.

[marshampson]

almost half this video is outro, isn't it.

[erikamilcius]

So he's a parent less boy, who loves his daddy.
Cool

[the_rising_pheonix]

This truly isnt an anime theme song-
It's not an hour

[ktmufof]

These comments make me kinda sad, I know he asked to redesign posters but nobody is pointing out how fucking amazing that anime song was

[sophiej]

The "anime is life, anime is love" bit is actually so good oh my god

[racheleberschlag]

OKAY BUT i would watch the hell out of this anime

a young boy and his best friend are out to find the titans who killed his parents because his dad meant more to him than anything

and they dont have a lot of money so all they can afford to eat are potatoes and watermelons

and along the way they encounter some furries--do they befriend them or fight them

[clairebullington]

"A parent-less boy, with an oversized sword."
*gets Final Fantasy VII flashbacks*

[genesisjade]

Is this the theme song to the anime we wrote?

[CookiesTriedToEatMe]

Jack advertises companies the absolute best. Seriously Jack could convince me to sell my kidneys and next thing I know- I'm walking out the ER with stiches down my side

[kiri]

" anime is daddy I love my daddy yes yes end " holy crap

[ashco.]

I should turn this into a real anime. With Jacks permission of course.