Is Santa Claus a Vampire?

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[terence]

Milk for the Milk God?
Cookies for the Cookie Throne?

[dawall]

Santa is not a vampire. He's a plane's Walker.
1. He has the innate ability to manipulate space and time.
2. He has all kinds of supernatural & magical creatures that serve him, including minions.
3. He appears to draw power from a specific location and possibly a religion.

[davidrose]

You forgot he uses mist form to go down chimneys.

[fat_hercules]

In all baking recipes that require eggs, you can substitute human blood. Have only read the theories, attempt at your own peril.

EDIT: May not work with yolks, but will for sure with egg whites!

Don’t know the ratio.

[andrewjones]

Not to mention his workshop full of thrall

[jk]

Extra butter for cookies.

Not sure how to get moister milk though, that one still eludes me.

[jeshcar]

Milk is just filtered blood so he got a point there

[RJ_Ehlert]

Blood is a great emulsifier in cooking

[Car_downloader]

It is a well known fact that Santa is an arch fey

[benish]

You know. Milk is just a slightly modified version of blood that our bodies produce.

Significant changes aure, but not that big

[XVYQ_EY]

Fun fact: Milk's, saliva's and tears' water part comes from our blood.

[JoshuaSmith-qjps]

Everyone knows Santa Claus is an Arch Fey 🙂‍↔️👌

[Ni-qcyq]

Blood plasma and milk share the following:
Proteins:
Caseins and whey proteins in milk are similar to plasma proteins, such as albumin and globulins.
Both blood plasma and milk contain enzymes, like lactase in milk and various enzymes in plasma.
Electrolytes:
Sodium, potassium, and calcium are present in both blood plasma and milk.
Vitamins:
Vitamin C (ascorbic acid) is found in both plasma and milk.
Vitamin B12 is present in milk and is transported in plasma by a specific carrier protein.
Minerals:
Phosphorus, magnesium, and iron are present in both blood plasma and milk.

[spacewaterfallkfp]

I Always thought Santa being a druid would fit well, they are magical, their lifespans are 10 times as long, he can transform into a tiny animal that fuses all his stuff including his gift sack into his body so he can go down chimneys

[great-wyrmII]

Gingerbread man's blood. The cookie is their flesh.

[dbfyjie]

I'm going to say no on Dominion over wild beasts because the reindeer are described as corsairs which means they were bred and trained for combat.

[zombies]

"He has dominion over wild beasts"

I mean so do a lot of people...

[masterfhrrr]

THAT’S what that taste was. I knew it seemed familiar.

[crimsondragon]

Fun fact: when baking, blood can substitute egg whites.

[ProfDrBaum]

So he needs the slay with raindeer instead of flying himself because otherwhise he couldnt cross water