MST3K The Canada Song as told by Google Images

Time for another hilarious round of Google Images cover songs! And thanks again to Jacqi Ball for suggesting this song! I've really been loving this series a lot and I'm glad you guys have been too. But, I promise my next video will finally be another review!

Lyrics:
*Mike and Crow laughing*
Mike (spoken): And then, the drunk guy says "I can't help being an idiot, I'm Canadian!"
*Mike and Crow keep laughing*
Crow: You're right! They're so pathetic, Mike!
Mike: Exactly!

*Whistle blow*
Crow: Huh?
Tom: Enough! There's been too much Canada bashing for far too long! I say no more!
Mike: Don't ya mean "No more, eh?"
*Crow and Mike cracking up*
Crow: Good one, man! They are so stupid!
Tom: Stop it now! Instead, let us offer our Northern brothers and sisters this song of tribute!

* Canadian Brass Band*
Tom (sung): Oh I wish I was back in old Canada, A land which I never shall lampoon, How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba, And the beauty that is Saskatoon!
Mike (spoken): I got one.
(sung): Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta, Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur, As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boots, I would learn that he's the Prime Minister
Tom (spoken): Oh, stop that!
Crow (sung): Oh I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morrisette, Mike Myers too
Tom (spoken): Yeah!
Crow (sung): No I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if ya paid me, Oh Canada you're a place I must eschew

Tom (spoken): Now, this is not in the spirit that I intended!
Mike: Oh, come on! Give in, I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock (Crow: Really) and Rush!
Crow: Yeah, what are ya defending? They're such feebs!
Tom: Ok, I'll try.
Mike: Alright, good man!
Crow: Yeah, go!

Tom (sung): Oh I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island, And going on to bomb Ontario, Heh-heh, The destruction of Canada and all of its culture is by far my favorite scenario
Mike (spoken): Ok, that's a little strong. Ya might wanna back it down.
Tom: No! No, you were right, Mike! This is much more fun!
(sung): Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border, With countries far superior to it
Crow (spoken): Yikes!
Tom (sung): Why ya lousy stinkin' francophonic bacon loving bastards, Your country's just a giant piece of shhhhhiiii---
Crow (spoken): Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, easy!
Mike: Ok! I think that's enough, I think we, Cambot? Ok, thanks, alright.
*Tom blubbering*
Crow: Wow!
Tom (through tears): Sorry, I have no sense of proportion! I'm a disgrace to my uniform! *continues crying*
Mike: No, that's ok. Now, calm down now. Mustn't hate, mustn't hate.
Crow: At least so overtly.
Mike: Exactly, right! Must disguise our hate just a little.
Crow: Yeah.
Mike: Ok, we'll be right back. Shh, shh. It's ok now, Dudley. Calm down, calm down.
Tom: Pardonnez-moi! Pardonnez-moi!

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[alexdionisos]

Minutes later, a Canadian ICBM was seen headed towards the SOL

[KrispyKremes]

I always loved this song, and Tom Servo looked so cute in his little Mountie outfit.

[cyrussoxlegion]

I’m impressed with the amount of time you must have put into this. Excellent work!!!

[TheITinFIT]

That was very entertaining! I'd love to see one of the Tom Servo choir song.

[ackbarfan]

It's never funny until Tom goes overboard.

[nataliewaters]

Haha! This was so cute! You gotta do more of these!

[ExcuseMePhoney]

Ummmm 1:04 - 1:05 !!?? 😮😱😳
Someone has some explaining to do....

[briangonigal]

That was amazing! There were moments where you had two sets of overlapping dialog going on simultaneously, going by too fast to even hear exactly what they're saying. That must have been a logistical nightmare to get the timing right . Kudos for including not just the song but all of the insanely difficult (but hilarious) asides & dialog before & after, all together it makes for one of my all-time favorite MST3K sketches.

One thing I just had to check for myself: It's sad to see just how far Mike Myers' star has fallen that a Google Image search of "Myers" pops up no less than seven different pics of the Michael Myers slasher movie character before even one of comedian Mike Myers. (although I suppose it might be a little different if you don't do the search around the Halloween season). Also, I really wish Russia would get its stuff together enough to not make a swastika-clad fascist organization symbol the #1 image search result for "all" (although it does seem almost appropriate when it flashes during Servo's meltdown about destroying Canada).

[jacqiball]

That was great! Thank you for going all the way to the end of the segment.

I was watching another video on YouTube, but I saw your tweet pop up and immediately stopped that so I could watch this.

[RainMelodyXIV]

You are breathtaking, thanks for the laughs!

[clearcat]

This is still my favorite host segment song! Plus Servo is master of song!

[quester]

These are the best! please consider:
kathy Ireland song
Pants