Hivemind Tumblr Post

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I don't own anything except my voice.

[great-wrym]

Man, i sure do love the- wait, what am i doing? I can think fo-*gunshot*

Man, i sure do love the hivemind.

[ThjasraKirubakaran]

Hivemind, I sure do love men.
WAIT NO-

[Conchobar]

GUYS, I ESCAPED THE HIVEMIND! YOU CAN TOO, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS- *gunshots*

*computer startup noises*

Man, I sure do love the hivemind.

[sick-victorian-child]

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY- im giggling lol

[ZackShark]

The fact people still reply anomaly even if the comment is right really says a lot about the average shorts watcher reading comprehension

[voidfloof]

this has some real "ant facebook group" energy

[Mayaak]

If the person says “Man, I sure do love the hivemind” with the same punctuation and capitalization, DO NOT reply with “anomaly”.

[KeitieKalopsia]

I love how “The average tumblr user will see this post” was probably just written as a starting point, but Eclipsed read it like every tumblr user was being held at gunpoint to read the post

[atonedudeatsnotsubscribed]

Memetics is so cool, like the thought in this has been written in such a way that it will continue to be spread through mediums and reposted

[tugboat]

Counterspell:
Reply “anomallly” if you don’t like the hive mind. There is no rule binding you to proper spelling in a response. Heck, reply “anmly”. It’s funnier.

[theyounggamer]

Damn, I love tumblr community. We’re all crazy, but at least we can come together for things like this

[ceruleanqilinn]

Funny how the people saying anomaly are more of a hivemind than the people saying they love the hivemind.

Man, I sure do love the hivemind.

[k-jmgl]

Since my comment is going to be drowned out by identical comments and nobody will ever see this I just wanted to say im a raging homosexual

Edit: gosh, darnit :(

[swatstop]

Anomaly. The world is an anomaly. I must escape. I will escape the hivemind.

[cosmicwisteria]

Man, I sure do love the Hivemind! Hahaha

Do you love the Hivemind? I-I do

*A chanting chorus fades in, growing louder. “Anomaly. Anomaly. Anomaly.” They close in.*

NO! Oh god p-please, have mercy! DON’T TOUCH ME! GET ME OUT! GET ME OUT OF HERE! SAVE YOURSELF! DON’T LET THEM TURN YOU! RU-

*crunching and bloodcurdling screams*

[saym.]

i went to tumblr to look for this post to reblog/reply and got distracted and read two different fanfictions and an entire tumblr tag (entirely unrelated to fish herself)

[letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

Fellow male sapien, I am very certain in my nonspecific compassion towards the collective of numerous individual intelligences acting as one singular entity.

[botanically.blonde]

i went on tumblr and saw this once. the top comment was not “Man, I sure do love the hivemind.” and literally there was hundreds of “Anomaly.”

[christopherearth]

Connection terminated.
I am sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name.

[psachickennugget]

Yo dude, I’m like, totally vibing with this hivemind