Argonians counter-invading the Daedra is the best piece of Elder Scrolls lore

Did you know when the Oblivion gates opened the Argonians were waiting for the Daedra, and ended up counter-invading them? Its my favorite piece of Elder Scrolls lore! It Just Works!

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#Skyrim #Oblivion #Gaming #Comedy #ElderScrolls #Daedra #Argonians

[Mr_Bones]

Argonians in Skyrim: weak, poor, slave labour

Argonians during the oblivion crisis: op giga chad

[gandalfthewhite.]

Argonians usually: Weak, submissive, beta male.
Argonians the second the trees are in danger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!

[domtom]

You don’t invade black marsh, black marsh invade you.

[Akkleptos]

Then came the time when the Oblivion gates opened
And the dreaded Daedra invaded
And the Imperials brought forth their mighty legions
And the Elves brought forth their arcane magics
And the lizard folk brought only their courage
And Oblivion itself trembled in fear
For nothing could stop them
Because the Argonians had come to die.

[Senor_Penor]

"I'm going to do whats called, a pro gamer move" - An-Xileel

[beastwarsFTW]

Argonians during oblivion: *Drinks enough hist sap to turn into hulks* "Lets Invade Hell!"

[Shmapion]

To quote King George III "I wasn't even aware that was something a person could do".

[rentherengend]

Prince: How goes the Invasion of Black Marsh?

You mean the defense of Oblivion?

Prince: THE WHAT?!

[Shinobimenace]

My favorite piece of lore they literally had to close all the fuckin gates it was so bad 😂😂

[dxrkblaidd]

boss music started playing once they invaded black marsh, never mess with the lizards.

[alexcrew]

Argonians when the Oblivion Gates opened: "GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT, PUNK ASS BITCH!"

[vergilsgamingchair]

Daedra 1: Who is this lizard dude?
Daedra 2: Dunno, let's just dispose of him.

Argonian: I'm planning on dying tonight. *Breaks his own nose* What are your plans?

[doyouremebervodka]

Shegorath must have been laughing his ass off

[vexor]

They literally pulled an uno reverse card out and said "No You"

[rainmanslim]

"The trees told us you were coming"

[ehh]

Daedra surrounding a lake full of Argonians. They've gotta come up some time for air surely. Argonians having a tea party and playing cards for 3 months. They've exhausted their supplies lets go scalies! Onto the shore

[Gexpo]

We are the Argonians and we speak for the trees… and the trees say….. screw off

[remingtonbaker]

Bro I need more elder scrolls lore skits like this. Like when the daedra attacked the wood elves and what I hope was they started marching looked at the elves holding hands laughing before seeing them turn into monsters of uncontainble power.

[PluggedDeadman]

That argonian's face said "come here little boy"

[thetheory]

I like how everyone was getting fucked over by the demons, EXCEPT FOR THE LIZARDS, who instead picked the option of taking a shitload of crack and jumping into that portal.