What's your Craziest 'YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON' Story? - Reddit Podcast

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[WhoopsyDaisyDoo]

“I’m from Wisconsin and can gut a deer” 😂 legit gold one liner… effective too, thank God

[christinesinclair]

That last one is a form of malicious compliance, and why it can be oh-so sweet a form of revenge.

[dutchvanderbilt]

I can remember when my sister's crappy bf was talking crap about me but when he basically said our mom only cares about me she went nuts. My five foot nothing sister who weighs about 120 soaking wet starts to beat the absolute hell out of this guy. She was like a pissed off wolverine punching, kicking, and scratching. I was honestly shocked and impressed.

[phastinemoon]

15:46 - my sister has STORIES about being stationed in Japan.

Thing is, off the ship, sailors DO NOT get into fights. You’re representing your country and government ON FOREIGN SOIL, and fighting will get you masted, if not a court martial.

So… I’m not surprised that the sailors didn’t beat him up… but they DEFINITELY made his life hell back on board the ship. His chief was probably told about his conduct, and almost certainly they held every petty grudge they could.

[dutchvanderbilt]

I can't blame John for shooting Ron. Obviously I wish he hadn't but Ron did it to himself. You don't pull out a gun and start pointing it at people. And the fact Ron pointed his gun at John's back tells you a lot about what kind of person he was.

[Colbio]

Oh lord I have one. Best part is, even I didn't know who the bugger was messing with.

Middle school. I hit a crazy growth spurt. Went from 5'4 to 6'5 in a year. Got horrible back pain, so I walked a bit funny, and hunched over most of the time. Got picked on mercilessly for it. Quasimodo was a particular favorite of the guy at the head of the brats.

Well, one day he corners me with two other guys and starts taking shots at me. I'm trying to talk him down when he clocks me right in the temple. It was like the guy hit a switch and turned my fight or flight response up to 11, immediate adrenaline surge.

Grabbed a shoulder with one hand and brutalized his face with the other. His friends tried to step in and I just moved this guy, with the one hand, in the way of their punches, still pounding on his face. Few seconds in, and the guys lights go out, and that snaps me out of it.

Teacher runs up about then, all four of us get suspended.

Guy I wailed on walked away fine. Just some bad bruising and a lesson learned. I'm thankful for that, don't like hurting people unless it's while boxing. He actually wound up a close friend by year's end, hilariously enough.

[tylerharris]

My middle school bully who pulled a knife on me in middle school and got transferred to another school our freshman year. Shortly after he got into a fight, lost part of his ear and now is mentally handicapped, I can’t say I feel bad because he also jumped me in the bathroom in sixth grade and none of the teachers or principal believed me.

[annettegustafson]

The clerk at court may want to mess with the jerks who disrespect her, but she is causing delays and added expenses for the clients he is working for

[Logi_]

( story 14 ) I am amazed at how much confidence the 13 year old boys have, I’m around that age and can’t Oder my Tim hortons without saying um 30000 times. It’s all fun and games till mom comes eh

[StoryTime-Npye]

A kid kept making fun of me saying “I’m scared” because I didn’t want to fight and he’d keep using his advantage in size to “intimidate” me. One day i was playing football with him in P.E and then the ball got in the net he kept screaming at me saying that I’m a coward and I just laughed and told him to stop while explaining why I didn’t catch it, he didn’t stop and in frustration, I punched him 30 times in the face until I let him go, he acted tough and then cried far away from me

[empanada]

This one’s my Dad’s
So when my dad was around 19, him and a lot of other young looking fellows where taken by the army for the mandatory service. They weren’t checking papers or anything just taking men that look between 18 and 20 randomly, putting them inside the bus and see who would dare to argue whit the military police men sent for them. At some point they grab this small young looking man who was protesting Nonstop, “I DID MY TIME” “I DID THE MANDATORY SERVICE” “I SHOULDN’T BE HERE”. After a while one of the soldiers decided to get physical and restrain the man, but the man wasn’t bluffing in fact as soon as the soldier got aggressive he used a blocking move and fought that soldier, and he was kicking his ass, another one enter and got his ass kicked by the tiny man, then another and another. This man was fighting 8 full time soldiers whiteout breaking a sweat, It was some Jhon wick looking scene according to my dad.
By the 9th guy my dad finally remembered he had legs and could run the opposite direction, so he did. So for everything we know That guy might be still fighting the feds till this day.
And When I asked him Why he didn’t ran away sooner he answered “Have you ever witness something like that!?”.

TL.DR He fought the law and the law lost

[bombdotcom]

I think the best example of this I can think of in my life is my own story. My mom and dad fought a lot because my mom was an abusive and manipulative alcoholic and eventually my dad kicked her out to start the process for a divorce.
She called one day while I was at his house taking care of his dog and her litter of puppies (I was taking one home when they were old enough so I was helping him take care of the momma) to scream at him, then when he blocked her she called to scream at me and demand that I give him the phone.
She called about 6 or so times while I was asleep (6-7 in the morning at this point) then proceeded to call a few more times while I was awake.
She immediately started demanding to know if I was at my dad's, which must have gotten my adrenaline going from the times she'd spoken to me like that in the past and so I hung up, let a few more calls ring (there were I think 16-18 calls in total) while I checked on my dad since he got stressed by all this stuff in general.

After a few more calls, one of which being to my dad since he'd unblocked her to send a text, I asked my dad if I could borrow his room to talk to her.
He said sure, and so I just went upstairs and pulled out my phone to talk to her.
The amount of screaming and profanity that came out of my mouth that day makes the words I said when I broke my toes seem like baby talk. Over six years of verbal, physical and emotional abuse from her, and all the anger I felt at how she treated me was absolutely let loose that day- and I really don't feel bad about it because she can't do anything about it.
I told her she could fuck right off and said she could lose my number for all I cared before hanging up again. Although she didn't stop texting, she did stop calling and I blocked her anyway after she threatened me and threatened to get back on hard drugs if I cut her off.

She's picked more fights with my dad and even my brother, but to this day she hasn't so much as uttered a peep to me regarding her issues because she knows full well I'll put my foot down the same way I did back then if she tries it with me. I wish I could chew her out again for messing with my dad and brother.

[NathanielsAutisticShorts]

FINALLY!! the day before Christmas break my senior year. The NJROTC room was getting too crowded, and an upperclassmen named Sincire told everyone, "If you are not in NJ, get out."
So, some tiny tot Freshman grabbed a metal bar that we use to hold up the targets for the rifle team and threatened sincire.

So, Master Guns comes out. He's a Marine, over 6 feet, and he's normally chill, and he comes out of his office and told the kid to leave and then the kid decks him... The Marine got him on the ground while me and other students ran out to the cafeteria to get the administration, and the kid walked out in handcuffs.

MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT FUCK WITH A MARINE... OR THE MARINE WILL FUCK WITH YOU!

[VivNeilan]

There was this high school kid who was a total jerk. One time he runs into these ninth graders, big buff dudes three times his size, and tries to steal the soft drink one of them had. He called them many racial slurs and even bites one of them. They look at each other, nod, and grab him by the legs. They then throw him. Throw him 8 metres into the cold, hard, dirt! It was pretty funny. One thing for sure, he wont be doing something like that again!

[JayeEllis]

Clerks: Never, ever piss off the Court staff, especially the clerks! They have the power to make your life a living hell if you have to practice in their courthouse.

[krakentoast]

My sister just messed with the wrong person when she Called me a son of a bitch. Lol

[JkUnderConstruction]

A bully of mine I cleverly named "asshole Azi" bullied me to have thoughts of murdering him everyday and it got worse till my dad who is a medical surgeon in a hospital that was working with the military and the uniforms for his role was camo uniforms then he drove to my school and I thought he was there to pick me up but then he asked me where was my classroom and on the way many students thought that "a military soldier walked through the school" and many of the other bullies looked like they were gonna be 6 feet under as I was a bully victim of them. So he went to my classroom and asked where was Ms. Gina (the scariest 6th grade teacher) so my teacher gave him the directions and went to Ms. Gina's office then he told what happened to Ms. Gina and Azi would've been suspended for what he did to me.

[firstnext]

I'd give Nickle Guy more nickles. Clearly he likes them! :D

[kwams]

I'm a 6' tall, 285 lb black man. I was on the train heading home from work when some dude walked thru the car I was on shouting "where all the 9er fans so I can beat they ass." I stood and said "I'm a 9er fan." He kept walking.

[iononcantomascrivo]

@14:33 Unfortunately, that kind of parenting has been slowly waning away to nothing these days. Most parents, I've noticed or a fan of “gentle parenting” to the point they have a hands-off approach to raising their children. No accountability, no respect for boundaries and zero regard for the word no being a complete sentence. After all, how can the kids ever be taught these things when it's clear even their parents don't understand those concepts?