Internal Medicine Orders Lunch

They may never eat again

[rex-guest]

Instructions clear:
Don't give internal medicine doctors any options

[tuckerprice]

As an IM intern, “that’s not unreasonable” is just becoming a reflex response to everything.

[Blackwoodcwc]

The randomized controlled trial is actually the best suggestion there. Because it declares that you are going to try all of those options over multiple days thus deciding multiple weeks worth of lunch all at the same time.

[uuytk]

I'm sure Texaco Mike has all the food they may need, tacos, Thai, Italian, you name it

[andrecarpenter]

“I don’t eat” “Im buying” “I love food” felt that one

[chrisschanno]

Insurance company response: Your preauthorization for Thai food has been declined. Our "best practices" protocols indicate that the covered Vending Machine sandwiches are sufficient meeting the caloric needs of individual.

[pablorosada]

Ortho comes from around the corner: "Med bros! I brought a bunch of food from that new Thai place! Here, have So I have this patient-"

[jennymckenzie]

I wonder how IM proposed to Mrs IM.

"I would say it is not unreasonable to consider marriage."
"I agree, it would not be completely unreasonable to consider matrimony."
"A gentle proposal. As tolerated."
"It would not be unreasonable to consider this proposal as a potential life path."

2 hour conversation on one knee with a ring.

[PWLfr]

The med student "not really eating" until the attending buys it

[anonymoosewastaken]

and thus the cycle begins anew. godspeed, phil.

[AstralFireIX]

This channel has taught me that if I ever go to med school, there is a not-insignificant chance that I would plausibly make a reasonable candidate to go into Internal Medicine or a related field.

[icecreamheadache]

In the background: the intern paralyzed by considering all the possible consequences of eating the food she's eaten a thousand times before

[yochva]

_OMG IT'S EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION IN ACTION._
The neurodivergent resonance is strong with this one.

[tractorlawnmower]

Ah yes, someone else is buying, the great hunger maler

[frederickheard]

“Most likely secondary to caloric deficit” 😂😂😂

[oceanfox]

Ah yes the turkey sandwich that got Bill comes back again

[anthonyhamline]

I retired from engineering as a mechanical designer. If you ever asked a couple (or three) different engineers for advanced calculations for a given problem their answers would be all over the place. Their butt covering when asked about the differences in answers was always "I had to make some assumptions".

[suzibaileystone]

Durga, an Indian goddess has 8-10 arms…she must be the goddess of Internal Medicine….”on one hand….on the other hand…..on the other hand….”

[SaprAud]

Meanwhile, me and the other surgical resident on call:
- I’m hungry!
- Sushi?
- Sushi.

[JvA_MM_]

The doctor learned his lesson and packed a lunch 😂