Ninja is NOT a GAMER

gamers unite

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[Pyrocynical]

Finally merch that won't get you bullied at school

[amanul_]

The more ninja ages, he just looks like someone cosplaying as Ninja

[carpalini]

Ninja did work in a kitchen for three years, he just only ever made the shield potion.

[pingucrimson]

Ninja: “I worked in a kitchen for 3 years, I think I’ll manage.”
Count Dooku: “Twice the pride, double the fall”

[Kikol]

That T posing when they won made my skin roll off my body.

What a gamer moment.

[mapidzioni]

Gamer girls don't exist so they had to kick out 2 girls and a mole. They really did what it's called pro-gamer move

[tescomealdeal]

For someone nicknamed ninja, he’s surprisingly bad with knives.

[Rde]

“Won’t get you bullied at school”

Bullies: Write that down, write that down!

[BananaMana]

Cutting bread is the Dark Souls of culinary activities.

[Manimlulu]

Pyro: has hornet ring


Also pyro: can’t parry for shit

[ConquerorsHouse]

If Ninja was a kicker, he’d miss and then say the ball was stream sniping

[SpoofeeGhost]

Ill never understand how people cant just....slice bread. I feel there has to be pools of pro chefs who can just slice bread and make a perfect slice with 100% cutting skills, just seen so silly

[WAVE]

My man ninja literally criticized how a kicker can't even "kick" and meanwhile, he can't even slice an avocado properly, jeezus

[cpaable]

so they literally just kicked out the mole and kicked the women just in case
absolute gamer moment

[noxturne]

The phrase “it’s just food” is such a weak mindset.

[gucciigab]

As a french person, seeing the way he's cutting that bread open is a valid argument to defend myself from commiting murder

[boekie]

I think he's such a good ninja, he can even dodge the braincells

[Bigboss-_]

“You will probably get bullied when you turn your face cam on”
Bold of you to assume that I have the confidence to show my face

[prod.undead]

Ninja: **goes to get his passport photo**

Guy there: what’s your name

Ninja with a dead stare: GAMER NINJA TYLER BLEVINS

[ack]

>"I've been working in a kitchen for 3 years, so it should be pretty easy."
>can't cut bread

I dunno, just seems so silly.