#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #shanegillis

[nail]

If he missed “can’t even shoot straight, he’s that gay”

[syundown]

The little "EUGH!" got me so bad 😂😭

[theabsin]

He'd get shot and come out with "I have a tremendous natural bullet resistant skin, some of the best ever the doctors are amazed"

[TheMoonIsFrosted]

I'm gonna get sniped for laughing so hard at this

[Proud_Sex_Dungeon_Owner]

Teddy Roosevelt got shot and ridiculed his shooter for about an hour and then continued his speech. Also Regan got shot at and he muffled missed me.
Edit; I know Regan wasn't shot in that incident and it was balloon popping I was being sarcastic this edit ruins that, but oh well

[nuckinfuts]

_"EEHH!!"_

- Donald J. Trump

[dooby]

As a republican I find this so fucking hilarious and very true 😂 always loved it when we could all poke fun at each other and still have a laugh and get along at the end of the day

[asya]

this is one of the shorts of stand up comedy that actually made me laugh n shit 💀

[noOnionswithoutTears]

I want this played over a loop at my funeral. Just the funny shooting noise part forward. “Eeeehhh”

[MooseSchlongPod]

I feel like he'd do a family guy fall

[youvebeengreeked]

AS A TRUMP FAN… k that impression was spot on, I’m not even mad 😂

[JBoxy]

Does he mean die? Cuz if so Lincoln was literally at a comedy, he was the perfect punchline.

[TonyTylerDraws]

All of us liking this are gonna end up on a watch list 😂

[vertical]

This is the only reason I hope he gets re-elected. I just want to hear that noise "eegghh" 😂

[finechina.]

I'm actually serious ive never laughed at american standup comedy jokes before. They could be creative but i just never laugh at them. This is the first one i laughed at and actually liked. Guy's hilarious.

[Bizarro]

And if he survived we would NEVER hear the end of it😭🤣

[bebedordecoca]

Meanwhile Teddy Roosevelt were like:
Oh no! Anyway...

[gladesucks]

He’d get back up and say “see that’s what happens when you use gay Chinese weapons, you’re 10 feet away, can’t even kill somebody, really sad, really weak”

[jaredklapp]

Lmao Idk I feel like Biden would forget he was shot and talk Abt his leg hair or something

[durandalbainadiego]

Who’s this guy? Wanna see more of his content. Gold