Men For Total Equality

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[SomeCanine]

My daughter told me she didn't want to work in the sewer and I just shook my head and told her, "Don't let the patriarchy hold you down."

[rocketking]

My wife better appreciate the brick masonry course I enrolled her in.

[andrewlaco]

It's time to let women weld underwater, and rescue people at sea. They need to let men into HR and to become diversity and inclusion officers.

[IsaiahRichards]

I got my wife drafted into the Army while I stayed home raising the kids. I then complained that her own children didn’t know her because she’s always off fighting someone else’s war. I then married someone else and took the kids with me, while she became a homeless veteran. For reasons unknown, I’ll still get more sympathy than her. Feminism 💯

[Mirthfultale]

I had a crazy feminist for a professor once, at the time I didn’t know that. First day of class I opened the door for her cause her hands were full. She then used me as an example of sexism in her class 3 minutes later.

[burnbin]

"Opening a door for a woman, is closing the door on equality." Perfect way to end the video. 🤣🤣🤣

[AHouseDivided]

Wife: We need to talk.

Husband: We will after you clean out those gutters, Babe.

[davebevin]

This was so moving. I realised what an asshole I’ve been chopping the firewood for years, chainsawing the logs etc. I finally apologised to my wife for my diversity failings as a man as passed her the Husqvana and an axe. It was hard to tell but I think she loves me so much more now that she knows how inclusive I am. That said, it’s very cold as we have no wood.

[DavidLee-tzsc]

My wife didnt want to die in a war but it was clearly years of conditioning by the patriarchy that made her doubt her own worth. She died in hand to hand combat overseas after I wrote her saying I was moving on and marrying her friend because I couldn't wait for her. Equality realized 💯

[britasha]

"Those damn men taking all the jobs we don't want to do." - Some lady, I dunno.

[sburgos]

The sacrifices these two are making for the women in their lives is breathtaking and makes me cry.

[anastasiao]

Thank you for fighting on our behalf when no one else will. My daughter wants to be a makeup artist but I think she can do better and be a plumber. She is only 6 but patriarchy already did it to her. She wants a makeup set for Christmas but we will get her a toilet plunger instead.

[chadwindham]

the truly funny part is the fact that everything said is true

[genghiskhanschubbycheeks]

My daughter cried when I told her she needed to join the military and fight our wars. I didn't know bigotry started this early she's 5.

[Akiraspin]

"You wouldn't hit a lady would you?"
"The hammer of justice is unisex." - Batman

[TagSpamCop]

Only 8% of workplace deaths are women.
Only 25% of homeless are women.
Only 20% of suicides are women.
Let's get those numbers up! Equality!

[GrillSergeant]

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear red equality shirts.

[emulation]

If woman's income is lower than 100k per year I don't even date her... She won't be able to buy me new clothes or pay for my vacations and buddy trips

[frederickshedd]

I have to admit, my wife is wonderful. We have been married 31 years. She has stepped up and does the things I used to do. I became disabled from a spinal cord injury and she has stood by me 100%.