10 Useless Machines That Do Nothing

...but these machines are a pleasure to watch

[adim]

Imagine archaeologists finding these after atm thousand years and then not knowing what are these used for

[reamuji]

The unplugging machine is actually a superintelegent AI that found that his own life is meaningless

[balkedaquino]

Never before in my life have I related more to a machine

[CarlosGonzalez-dibk]

That smoking machine is actually used by cigarette manufacturers for quality control by seeing how long it takes to burn entirely.

[timothyegoroff]

1:23 "made my dad into a machine"

[mooneyesk]

The 'useless' hammer machine is, in fact, a trip-hammer, which over the centuries, is probably one of the most USED and USEFUL machines ever, having been used, in a scale-up form, by hundreds, if not thousands, of black-smiths, miners, millers....

[Joshua-utdd]

The unplugging machine just wants to die

[gremlin]

0:51 just put an anvil where the hammer hits and you have a auto blacksmitch

[oliverhilton]

1:49 "Yes!! I've been turned on, I'm going on a big adventure, see ya su-- oh."

[jerrymartin]

I fail to see how having a machine that can automatically apply an exact amount of force to the exact same area over and over again can be considered useless. What you have is a power hammer, which is used in many modern smithies for performing the general shaping of a large piece of metal so that you can finish up by hand.

[RinShimada]

I love the text for number 7, "careful you don't get a nail near it or you might accidentally get some work done". It's so wonderfully smart-ass-ish. :P

[KristerKnutars]

0:02 The Waiting Machine
0:19 Multi-Switch
0:35 Chain Conveyor
0:50 The Hammer
1:07 The Duel
1:22 The Smoking Machine
1:38 The Unplugged
1:54 The Basic Coffin
2:10 Eternal Sweeping
2:26 The Basic Box

[lowawatakathandhara]

The unplugging machine is the brilliant one.

[animatorkid]

1:40
Human: Be alive my creation!
Creation: *No I don't think I. Will*

[alonzoc]

They increase entropy.. expediting the heat death of the universe.

[pieterboer]

Once again, youtubes great recommendation has brought us all together

[mnealbarrett]

I wanted to see what happened when the cigarette machine smoked a cigarette down to the filter.

[cakemanzero]

Title: 10 Useless Machines That Do Nothing
Video: 10 Amazing Machines That Do Nothing
Spot 1 diffrence.

[ajukumar.v]

These machines are not useless it actually entertaining

[x.a.n.a.]

1:32 finally I can get that second hand smoke with out smoking