The MOST Useless Machine

Here is my version of a advanced useless machine.
I didn't made any documentation. All I have for the short term is a list of the used parts.

Parts Used:
- Old inkjet printer
- 8 Standard switches
- RC-Servo
- ATmega8
- L293D
- L7805

another advanced useless machine

[turin]

Owner:- "you are of no use"
Machine:-" I can get you millions of views"

[Gustavo_Fring]

imagine after annoying it for like 5 minutes it comes out to reveal its true horrifying form

[whoisjohngalt]

It’s like adjusting the thermostat when you’re visiting your grandparents.

[sturicky]

“This isn’t just any useless machine, this is ADVANCED useless machine...”

[zeeshanahmed]

*If machines ever rose against humanity, this will be one of the reasons why*

[fenrix]

Mfs starting up spaceships in sci fi movies

[SomeOne-lvti]

this box looks more terrifying than any horror movie

[sudonim]

This seems like a great way to keep a three year old occupied for hours.

[BBDG]

I just love how I feel that the machine has a personality to it.

[ciamosabi]

This ain't useless, I could see myself spending hours flicking switches here

[skallittor]

Having a discussion with your mother is like:

[jamhilario]

Imagine how frustrated the machine is while pushing the levers

[ObviouslyASMR]

Why people always gotta disrespect robots, just let the lil guy have his switches the way he wants em

[corvusboreus]

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."

[noxsings-rmii]

You didn’t make a machine, you made a friend

[evalynspammer]

"hey man can you open that box for me, you just gotta flip all the switches."

[Ceratosaur]

This looks like a machine I’d get into an argument with....

[PresidentCamacho]

I'm never bored with this machine. We should give these to old people in nursing homes.

[Schenkel]

Employer: what's your expertise
Me: advanced uselessness

[thatguymork]

"What is my purpose?"
"You flip switches"
_"Oh my god."_