The Entire Timeline of Middle Earth Explained in Under Ten Minutes, I guess

POSTAL ADDRESS (if you're kind enough to send me a letter or something!)

Tim Hickson
PO Box 69062
Lincoln, 7608
Canterbury, New Zealand

Script by meeeeeeeee

The artist who design my cover photo:

Stay nerdy!
Tim

[HelloFutureMe]

I know Telperion and Laurelin are mixed up. Now just BASK IN MY GLORIOUS MASTERPIECES. PRAISE MY HANDIWORK FOR I AM THE NEW GOD OF ART.

~ Tim

[joaofarias]

Feanor is the perfect exemple of why d&d intelligence and wisdom are two different status

[hasmoneanhistorian]

Melkor: Pass the aux cord
Eru: Ok. Just don't play trash
Melkor:

[waterfallhunter]

How did you fail to mention the best part in the title!
"Middle Earth Rhyming in 10 Minutes Timing"

[TheTabletopAlliance]

Loved this! So well put together and the rhyming was top quality! 👏

[DFloyd]

Eru: What have you got there?

Aule: (hiding the dwarves) A smoothie...?

[AlexAzureOtaku]

Chips: open
Dip: ready
History: summarised

[Scriptorian]

It's amazing how much ground is covered by "Feanor: gifted with everything except humility".

[theemissary]

I genuinely believe Tolkien himself would appreciate this and the work put into it. Nice one

[jacobsejer]

When the story time began, I was like, "is... is he actually rhyming the entire story"
yes, yes he is. Fucking amazing

[l.o.b.]

And now we wait till Red does it in one.

But jokes aside, you are a mad lad for doing this. Huge respect

[Abrabeck]

So this is the closest thing to a Silmarillion adaptation we'll ever get...

I LOVE IT.

[skiaphrene]

Using the Wilhelm Scream for when Sauron lost his ringfinger had me in fits! Loved the rest of the video, too :-D

[dekkert]

Came for the history, fully appreciated the poetry. 5/5. Would watch again.

[TheAnalyticalEngine]

Elrond: You shouldn't keep the One Ring
Isildur: How 'bout I do, anyway

[spinnerling]

"WATER, MORTAR AND SLAUGHTER"
Tim, you absolute wordsmith!

[persianking]

Sauron: Lol human empire takes a dive!

Eru:

Sauron: Wha-

[HeadCannon]

One does not simply skip the 7, 000 years in the third age before the hobbit

[aaronlittle]

"...bloodlust thrust the unjust..." eff me, dude. My only complaint is that your bg music didn't match these sick bars.

[wrenbeck]

History Of The Entire Middle-Earth I Guess