How to be Sigma

[PRVAT]

'So where's your son?'
'Who?'

[cappuccinosnephew]

That's when he realized what the belt on his pants was REALLY made for.

[grox]

That’s one quick trip to the adoption center 💀

[Rumassassin]

That tv ain’t gonna be the only thing hitting the ground

[Gecourse_]

“Hey man how much is a kid worth”
“Uhh why are you asking”
“Because i just sold him”
“💀”

[goofyahh]

Now i realized why he needed milk from my store

[DIRTAMIPILOFOREVER]

Guy: *beats up his 69 year old grandma*
Random 12 year old: *Makes sigma video with capcut*

[Wafflz]

As a 14 year old, I can confirm we think everything is sigma

[Jaykar]

Woman rejects man:fallen warrior
Man rejects woman:sigma

[facgkamsp]

A guy beats up a girl

9 years old:makes sigma face

[victorhabrat]

“daddy can i watch cocomelon!”
“no son, you broke the damn tv”

[xus_]

Woman gets heavily abused by boyfriend: sigma🗿🗿

Woman doesnt make his boyfriend his favourite food: terribly abusive gold digger girl 😢

[Marcc]

Fun fact. This American Psycho Bateman face, the face a lot of sigma content creators try to replicate is actually the face Bateman makes when he’s told to his face that he’s a weird loser by his more successful colleagues.

[IAmDedNowShutUp.]

the meaning of sigma is turning into something diffrent now :c

[aioslogic]

That 14 yr old kid felt so alpha skibidi after posting that

[Hullyhing]

The dude who reached out to catch it🗿🍷

[Maysa.empty]

*Dude tortures girl, abuses her then pulls out all her nails*
Children: Omg, go on, fine sir "🍷🗿"

[Content-Hub-]

"A real sigma makes people feel good, while also being cool."
-Gigachad

[monq]

Most tragic incident on earth:
SIGMA MALE EDIT 😙😏😁

[FernandaHernandezv]

“Sir where is your son?”
“In heaven……..right after this whoopin.”
😂