The Story of Professor Von Yipp

I didn't expect a full story for Von Yipp... but here we are!

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[ldd]

Riot: Ok we should do more stories about Ruination.
Riot writers: How about some cat stories ?

[TerribleWarden]

I can't believe that this cat has more story than Rek'sai

[celleryvon]

Me and the boys sacrificing crystal scorpion souls to trade minds with a fucking cat

[spookbot]

I kid you not Necrit, he turned himself into a cat.He called himself Kitty Yipp.Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[alexmcfly]

This proves that cats understand the human language, they just don't care enough to react

[avroskroksthestarfish]

Riot: does stories about Ruination.
People: What about Yorick?
Riot: C A T P R O F E S S O R

[ΦόροςΑϊδινίδης]

I want this guy to become a champ so bad, imagine a kitty in a giant robot suit chasing you while screaming in a deep voice "MEOW MEOW MEOW"

[radosawczuj]

the plus of Necrit being slavic is that he can pronounce anything non english sounding.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This makes me wonder what if Yuumi's consciousness is actually a human inside a magical cat

[guabii]

I swear necrit saying IM STILL HUNGRY just potrays how good he is at story telling!

[travelkingable]

Never expected to see a Female Cat trapped in a Male Human body suffer disphoria in a Riot Story.

[PNNH]

This story is pure gold. I love Professor von Yipp and Mauczka so much.

[mattezuka]

They're gonna use hextech mind transfer as an excuse to turn skarner into a edgy anime boy

[cosmicklutz]

Von Yipp
Passive: "Suffering from success"

[bobbobobob]

Jesus a cat has more lore than shaco or gragas

[cartoonishidealism]

“How much a person can change while remaining themselves”?

That definitely sounds like a teaser for something

[gragaten]

Von Yipp is gonna be a champion... he's gonna be the first one after all the ruination champions. That's why the lightning icon in the champ teaser post looked so technological.

[sefuboss]

And then he turned himself into a cat, funniest shit I've ever seen

[JaruJaruJ]

What I find so intensely terrifying about this story is the fact that this is LITERALLY what Singed has been trying to create. The whole goal of his horrifying "Thinker" project was about bodysnatching, and this cartoony comedy duo up in Piltover, MERE MILES FROM SINGED'S LOCATION, hold the secret to everything Singed wishes to achieve. I cannot imagine that is a coincidence. Riot has something planned for Von Yipp and Singed, and I am utterly horrified at the prospect of what Singed would do if he found out about them.

Non-champions can die. Non-champions can have tragic endings. I am deeply concerned for Von Yipp.

[thelemoneater]

Finally! The story behind the cat who makes my elusive poro deck op