I Review Amazon Self Defense Products

Have you ever wanted to defend yourself but you don't want to spend a lot of money? Then Amazon is the perfect shop for all your self defense needs!

[ThirtyVirus]

"because people might mistake me for some kind of masochist, which isn't true"

*thinks back to the 100, 000 steps in a day video*

[saltytoothu]

this feels like mark kidnapped us and is showing us how not to get kidnapped next time but he's not very experienced

[hina-chan]

I love watching mark struggling to put together a dummy and realizing he went to college for engineering.

[Nemless]

mark: “ im not a masochist”

also mark: “ow this whip hurts real bad”

*whips himself again*

[NeoMatrix]

Let this be a lesson to anyone willing to attack Mark. You could probably just stand still and Mark will end up hurting himself.

[Freyjinn]

this video is a perfect summary of Mark's being

[frozenmanfromtheunknown]

Markiplier was ADHD mode throughout the whole video, this video made me laugh more than I ever did in my life

[anni]

Honestly is someone pulled out a collapsible staff when squaring up I’d be terrified

[katiaeisel]

"Don't try this at home"
*is trying it at home*
"Be careful"
*hits himself with the tactical whip*

[grantman]

I also like how Markiplier is actively trying to replace the one thing he truly lost, not unus annus, not even Ethan, his dearly beloved tactical shovel...

[igorusz]

"today we are going to test non lethal options of self defense items"
*Pulls out a mini-axe with ten sharpened butt plugs*

[deviantasmr]

mark genuinely thinking that the rape whistle is to.. defean an assaultent instead of alert others is honestly peak comedy.

[TakedaIesyu]

Mark: "He's probably not got a lotta electrical resistance."
Steve: *literally made of rubber*

[mihneazarojanu]

Wait, so I'm confused. Am I supposed to buy one of these items to defend myself, or am I supposed to call Markiplier when a threat arises? Does he come with a self-defense item included, or should I have one on me? And when Markiplier attacks me, do I call Markiplier to protect me from Markiplier? I have so many questions.

[grayallenufo]

Mark going through the 5 stages of grief while trying to build Steve is such a mood.

[ALiteralPumpkin]

"You're under attack from me, who's protecting himself from you; you're about to be destroyed, except you got me on your side, and on my side, are discount Amazon self defense weapons!" - Mark Edward Fishbach, March 18th, 2021

[Vahaa]

"You're under attack from me, who's protecting himself from you, and you're about to be destroyed, exept ...you've got me on your side" ... I can already tell this is going to be a great video

[ethanhunter]

Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also mark: "Tactical whip."

[Ethan-opsh]

I love that right after he says im not gonna test the weapons on myself he proceeds to hit himself with steve



mate really forgot that people might mistake him for a masochist

[leosydlik]

Alternative Title: I’m a man who owns five ovens, several tactical shovels and now self defense weapons