When you meet the dumbest NPC in Skyrim

The absolute confidence this man shows is in some ways admirable... #gaming #gamingmemes #skyrim #skyrimemes #theoffice #theofficememes

[akosszilagyi]

If you ever feel useless, just remember that someone, somewhere, at some point, probably lost to this guy.

[Liesmith]

"Are the bodies not a clear indication of how this is going to go down?"

[AnimaVisionary]

There's a dumber npc, the last guy alive in the dwemer ruin who was looking for magic artifacts and accused me of interfering with magic - says he's going to snitch to his imperial magic item hoarding union then turns his back on me to go think about how hard he's going to snitch.

[Lux_the_Lost]

"... Dude, I'm literally wearing the mask of the Dragon Priest I had to kill for the staff. Did you REALLY think this through?"

[Ledecral]

My brother in Talos, I just killed a DRAGON PRIEST for this staff, and you think you, with your pathetic little shock spells, are going to stop me by yourself?

[spacezombie]

refresh my memory. this is the MAGIC USER who attacks you right after you get a staff that DRAINS MAGIKA, right?

[Palmieres]

One of the nice things about always carrying an extra bow is that I don't need to talk to him at all. He just gets an arrow to the head before he even reaches the door.

[SunGawdRa]

"It's called The Sanguine Rose, and it's art."

[yuri]

Step 1: kill the idiot Thalmor and soul trap him
Step 2: use dead thrall spell and make him fight Ancano

[Diresilence]

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and... and he's already dead."

[BenMarcWilliams]

If nothing else, Estormo has real balls for rolling up all self-confident like this.

Dude's got elephantiasis of the testicles or something, fr.

[octavianpopescu]

I think this is one thing Bethesda should work on: how people react to your level/gear. I get that some fights might be unavoidable, but past a certain point, animals or random bandits or lower level foes should learn to either avoid you or there should be some way to talk them out of fighting you by threatening them (in fact there are some rare random encounters where you can do that). Anyone you can one hit should be more careful in attacking you OR they should at least attack you in higher numbers.

[guitarmama]

"you are a professional idiot" had me chuckling 🤭

[Wraithage]

I remember trapping him and Ancano into Soul Gems and putting them on Jewelry😂😂

[dyanaprajna]

"dude, put the skooma down before someone, and i mean you, gets hurt."

[brianmo]

Bro fr tried to kill someone carrying the most powerful staff in mundus

[eldepe]

I never knew this guy existed because I've always just left the way you enter labyrinthian

[mikehartsough]

Ran into this guy a couple days ago. Used Soul Tear on him.

[Guntherson]

I am *LIVING* for all of the Thalmor bashing, verbally and physically.

[Ysmir.]

I mean this one at least knows magic, he's overly confident but nowhere near as dumb as all the bandits attacking dragonborn in skins and with iron swords. I actually wish they would make mages use something actually useful like paralyze spells that could fuck up DB. That would make sense and explain their confidence. Destruction magic is too weak considering all the smithing perks that can be applied to your weapons