Putin's Propaganda Failure - The Tucker Carlson Interview

Oh boy... this was a thing...

Thank you all for watching, enjoy the free show of the bots and vats below.

[HistoryofEverythingChannel]

Correction:

Putin said 1st in Europe, I said 11th, that is incorrect. It is 11th in the world as per the chart.

[CliffCardi]

Carlson: “I’m sorry, but what does having 4 men impersonating the heir to czar to the Russian throne in the early 1600’s [true story] have to do with your justification of invading Ukraine?”

Putin: “We get there when we get there!”

[roo]

I'm Polish and I had no idea it was all my fault. I'm so sorry, big apologies to every fascist and communist regime which helped my country so much in the past.

[Fraude_fiscale]

-so why did you invade ukraine
-before time began there was the cube

[kreuner]

In Poland, the situation was even more reverse. It was not forced to join NATO, but rather it forced NATO to accept Poland as a member via clever diplomacy exploiting American political rivalries

[hblaub]

Putin had to stop Ukraine/NATO, but did he know Otto's quote?

Preventive war is like committing suicide for fear of death. -> Bismark 1876

[nerag]

We all must blame the polish lungfish that first developed primitive lungs 419 million years ago...

[mitchellrivers]

“Why did you invade Ukraine?”
“Our WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT-DENSE STATE BUT NEARLY FOURTEEN BILLION YEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED WAIT-“

[free_at_last]

"To stop NATO expansion, we invaded Ukraine."
To stop my leg from itching, I cut it off.

[konnosx]

Putin : we are fighting Nazis
Also Putin : Poland should have given Gdansk to the Nazis

[AlgaeTheCatman]

"Latios is my waifu" - Bismarck

[TolerablyInterested]

"Mr. Putin, where are we going to eat after the interview"
"In 7 bc. the soviet union...."

[shurik]

And now I want to see an Italian politician claiming that Italy should rule France or Britain because the Roman Empire was there 2000 years ago.

That's the level of putler's pseudo-historical bullshit.

[devildolphin]

I just love Tuckers Face the entire interview. All the memes just showing his Shock/Bewilderment is hilarious

[blackoutalt]

Tucker: "Why'd you invade Ukraine?"

Putin: "Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu. The Scythe of Quakes, the Nunchucks of Lightning, the Shurikens of Ice and the Sword of Fire. Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once! When he passed away, his two sons swore to protect them, but the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to possess them. A battle between brothers broke out, and the oldest was struck down and banished to the Underworld. Peace returned, and the younger brother hid the weapons, but knowing his older brother's relentless ambition for power, he placed a guardian to protect them. And for fear of his own demise, a map for an honest man to hide. That honest man was your father. The older brother is Lord Garmadon, and I... need to find those weapons before he does"

[sixten]

i feel like tucker deserves atleast some credit, he did basicly prove to the world that putin is indeed a madman.

[AudiS]

As a semi Mexican, it’s nice to know that Mexico has a higher gdp per capita than Russia

[TheActionBastard]

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR SHIT"
no.
"You have FORCED me to invade because you would not negotiate to give me all your shit!"
...what the fuck? No.

[sarahjrandomnumbers]

"I'm not calling it X, it's twitter"

Based.

[Perzyn]

Of course it was us the Poles who caused World War II, we refused to see how Mr. Chamberlain's approach was working perfectly and how well Czechoslovakia did for itself.