Air Force vs. Navy Landing

#airforce #navy #landing
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[johnecoapollo]

Air Force: there it is, another happy landing"
Navy: "Any landing that you can walk away from is a good one"

[lozadapaulienjames]

Air Force: "Time for the touchdown."

Navy: "Time for the SMACKDOWN."

[Olszymanski]

Ryanair recruiter: "what was your previous job"
"US navy pilot"
Ryanair recruiter: "hired"

[vitcermak]

Air force: I hope the landing gear won't break
Navy: I hope the runway won't break

[cammoore]

Air force: "I paid for the whole runway I use the whole runway"

Navy: "I paid for the whole landing gear I'm gonna use the whole landing gear"

[kkmdew]

"sir its not a carrier... you don't need to slam down at 10 knots over max landing speed... there is plenty of runway"
Naval Aviator "cool story bro."

[loafofuraniumfreshlybaked]

AF: "You've gotta respect this equipment, it costs millions."
Navy: "Built in the USA, baby!"

[bdr]

USAF Pilot: Look at that beautiful 10, 000 foot long runway

Naval Aviator: I think I'll land on that moving postage stamp in the middle of the ocean

[ghaldurinanubios]

Airforce: "Let me just land gently."

Navy: "FINALLY SOMETHING TO LAND ON!!!"

[bertrandbarbot]

"Landing on a carrier is a controlled crash" - former navy pilot

[AntiTankGun]

Air force pilots: THE RUNWAY IS TOO SHORT!1!1!

Navy pilots: ah yes 200m runway

[randolphphillips]

AF pilot: "I love these long runways!"
Naval Aviator: "Me too, but why is it so wide?"

[jonc]

You gotta love Navy Guys. Every landing is a carrier landing.

[code-dredd]

"We have determined that your back issues are not work-related." –VA

[jamessizemore]

“She’s built to take it, so she gon’ take it”

[nekaa]

Air Force: Counteract the crosswinds by lightly applying yaw
Navy: Counteract the crosswinds by stalling. The landing gear can take it

[mickhick]

AF: I don't want to piss off my crew chief

Navy: Hey chief watch this

[m.farizakbarhutasuhut]

Air Force: "I have the whole runway I'm gonna use the whole runway."

Navy: "I have the beefy landing gear I'm gonna use the beefy landing gear."

[mx_nana_banana]

Air Force: “just kiss the ground”
Navy: “beat the ground like it insulted your mother”

[lepuluke]

Air Force: gentle gentle sing to your child

Navy: JEEENKINS!!!