Reading the Bible and realizing Jesus was hilarious 😭#shorts

[GOATS_MessiNRonaldo]

"Lord, I am not able to move my hands"
"Then straighten 'em" 😭😭
Praise the Lord

[rkcromwell]

One time I got tired of praying and then I heard the Holy Spirit say “like you got something better to do” I screamed.

[Deerfoxes._wish]

"One of you is going to betray me."
*Audible neck snap towards Judas*

[intanhayon]

Maybe no one gonna read this, but I wanna share it. Last year about 2 weeks before my birthday, I was strugling with depression. I felt that even God had turning away from me, I thought that He must be don't want to hear me anymore. So I asked Him, "Oh Lord, I know You're tired of me. But if You still listen, for this year, could I ask for raining as my birthday gift? The hardest one". I just said it randomly and as a joke. I thought that would be impossible cause the weather then was really shiny and hot. But guess what? On my birthday it was raining almost all day, the first rain since almost 2 month without any rain. And my stupid ass just stood there on the buss station (stuck there because I didn't bring any umbrella or mantel) trying hard to hold my big stupid smile and tears. Well okay Lord, thanks to remain me that You always listen, and thanks for the gift.

[Hef]

I like how he roasts the Pharisees every chance he gets! 😂😂😂 That’s my
King!!

[microphonejacket]

The disciples: "DON'T YOU CARE IF WE DROWN?!?!?"
Jesus: "Dude, just tell the storm to stop."

[SilverTheHedgehog-dl]

Jesus when the disciples were on a boat to cross a stormy sea

“…Yea, I think walking will be faster” 🤣🤣🤣

[iannkylarabas]

Yesterday, I was sent to hospital and later on we learned that its bc of my anxiety and stress. While I'm on my way to hospital, I just said to Jesus, "Lord, I should not be absent at work, I will not earn any money huhuhuhu" and when I open my eyes I saw a huge billboard saying "You need some rest" and I was like "Hahahaha okay if you say so"

[kataisa]

My favorite Jesus snark: Mark 9:19 “Oh unbelieving generation, how much longer must I put up with you?” 🤣

[sof.creates]

“There is no more wine left!”
“Woman why do u involve me🤨😔”
Gets me every time😭✋

[RizziCGaming]

My favorite is how he addresses his mom. He simply calls her "woman" and it's so sassy 😭😂

[Sophieknapp]

“It’s not my time yet woman”
TO HIS MOTHER

[elizabethwalker]

The other morning, the Lord woke me up at 5:14am to pray. I finally got up around 5:45 and I heard, Read Ephesians 5:14...it literally says, "Arise O Sleeper..." 😅🤣🫣🙌

[ZephyriteX]

"One of you is going to betray me."
*CUT TO JESUS SIDEYING JUDAS*

[Harmonyloveraymond]

The funniest story I like from the Bible is about Jesus rising on the third day, which not many seem to know of. Two people who saw and heard everything Jesus did were walking and talking about how He must not have been the true Messiah because He died. When Jesus resurrected that day He followed behind them, listening to their inquiries. Then He finally came up and walked with them and said who is this you speak of? They said “you never heard of Jesus Christ of Nazareth?” And He just walked and listened to them ramble on about everything. After a while He eventually told them that He was Him. But they didn’t even notice. They were so happy though, and asked Him if He could stay a little longer because they did miss Him. So He stayed for a while and broke bread with them. In the breaking of bread, they knew it was really Jesus who had came to them. 💗

[omarrichardson]

“GO TO THE ANT YOU SLACKER” Proverbs 6-11 😂😂😂

[AndrewMichaelCG]

Jesus heals two blind guys and says "SEE to it that you tell no one." That one always gets me.

[TheBetterMeClub]

Apostle Paul to believers: "Don't be high on alcohol. Instead be high in the Holy Spirit!" 😂😂😂

[PavillionToleafoa]

One night, we were going to drop off my cousins to their house but we needed gas. So the nearest gas station was 10 minutes. Luckily we arrived there in time. My aunty said “Thank you Jesus!” Then all of a sudden I saw a sign that had A p crossed out and a bold letter that said “Anytime” we all laughed. 😂❤ Praise the Lord.

[junesroses]

I've been neglecting my relationship with God lately. I just found this channel and I'm starting to long to talk with Him again. Thank you so much for posting these videos. <3