r/Pettyrevenge Husband Divorced Me, Immediately Regrets It

0:00 Intro
0:08 Health insurance
1:43 Baby names
7:07 Road access
9:24 Aging bully
10:53 Rose bushes
12:40 Allergies
14:26 Comment
14:33 Bathroom drama

[justicedunham]

I’m some jurisdictions, knowingly giving someone food contaminated with an allergen can be classified as attempted murder.

[FoxyllAkora]

The fact that $400 dollars a month is "cheap" for health insurance is honestly depressing

[DarkEinherjar]

The ice cream story... personally, giving someone a criminal record and effectively banning them from working at something ever again feels like prorevenge to me.

[kurokagator]

The best thing about that last story is that OP did nothing at all. The bully fucked her life all on her own. All OP did was count on her stupidity to fall for the bait, and made it public. She did this all to herself lol

[silverflight]

Story 2: It's funny how people can cause fights over dumb s**t, even shared names. She needs to take a chill pill

[dracko]

Husband: **Wants to legally separate**

OP: "Congratulations, you played yourself."

[lornaginetteharrison]

Penultimate story: As someone who was also horrifically bullied throughout my school years, I am absolutely delighted that OP got some glorious, justified revenge on one of her tormentors. That is something that I’m sure every bullied kid wishes would happen for all of us.

I, unfortunately, had the exact opposite happen to me. I developed depression and severe anxiety whilst I was at college, due to my self esteem being in tatters from years of bullying. After an extremely long waiting list (I live in the UK with our massively underfunded NHS) I was finally seeing a psychiatrist at my local hospital. One day I arrived for my appointment only for the doctor to introduce me to a medical student who would be sitting in on my session. I was completely mortified. There standing before me, with a smirk on her face, was one of my school bullies!

I was in shock. I quickly informed the doctor that no, I was *not* ok with this, giving my reason. The bully totally denied that she knew me, even though my mother and her mom had been friends. (Both her mom and dad were frightened of their daughter - she bullied them too!) Anyway, thankfully the doctor asked her to leave, and although he was really apologetic to me and did believe me, the damage was already done. He had been going over my private medical case notes with her before my appointment began, so she had plenty of ammunition to spread to everyone who she was still in contact with from our old school about my mental health. I had to cut myself off from everybody I ever knew from school after that.

It terrified me then, and still does, that she - a horrible, sadistic bully, who despised anyone she considered to be weak - was training to become a doctor, possibly specialising in mental health. I know some people can change…not her. I don’t say this lightly, but she’s the only person I’ve ever met in life who I would actually consider to be evil. Even know, all these years later, I wonder how many lives of vulnerable patients she has ruined. She wasn’t just unpleasant, she seriously had some sort of personality disorder, maybe borderline or sociopathic PD. I just hope she didn’t qualify as a psychiatrist or psychologist; she would be merciless with the mentally ill, and delight in their suffering.

[jasonmomoa]

Allergy Story: "They'd literally torture me by holding me down in the staircase when we were alone and sticking pinboard pins into my arms legs and feet"
*spits out milk*
They did what

[michaeltelson]

The mom didn’t end the deal with the racetrack, they did by saying that “one time” deal with the grandfather was off. If one aspect of a deal the entire deal is removed, it dissolves. The mom had full rights to negotiate a new deal.

[Matthews_CornerYT]

What I wanna know is how the ice cream bully thought she was gonna get away with that? Even if OP didn’t catch her in the act and had actually fallen for the trick, she would’ve either died or gotten severely sick to the point of hospitalization. Which would naturally spark an investigation into what had happened, leading to the police seeing camera footage of her ice cream being blatantly tampered with. One thing will lead to another, they'll figure out she goes to the same school as OP so she definitely knows who she is, they'll discover through teachers, students, or cameras about her abusive behavior, and determine that the sabotage was absolutely intentional, leading to her getting an even worse punishment than she received via OP ratting her out. Unless she was just hoping the police would be absolutely terrible at their job.

[faeriefire]

I found out someone in my extended friend group who I don't see much anymore named her son exactly the same name as my son (mine is a few years older). When we realized even the middle name and slightly different 1st name spelling was the same we had a laugh about it, jokingly congratulated each other on our good taste, and moved tf on with our lives. 🤷‍♀

[DebtsofImmortality]

Hilarious how he accuses a transgender person of being transgender then the trans guy literally pulls a 180 and uses his own game against him. Truly an A+ move

[FelisTerras]

The allergy story; here, that pychopath bully(becaue that's what she is), would be looking at up to three yrs of jail, had OP eaten the laced ice cream and fallen ill. Not to mention that the psycho would be banned from not only gastronomical, but also any and all health/social careers whatsoever. Oh, and any/all insurances involved? They would bleed her dry. OP's a champ for nipping that rotten bud and probably saving other people's lives

[InkHyaena]

Story 2: Mary isn't weird, she's a narcissist lol. Narcissists come in a variety and Mary always needed to feel special based on everything said. Narcissists will one up you constantly, try to steal things from you (including baby names), just so they can say "I thought of this first and not you". Good that those people were cutting her off, I can't imagine how draining it would be being around her like that.

[carsont]

Continuing the petition for Rslash to do some feel good content every once in awhile either with a full episode (ei feel good Fridays) or one story at the end. We all could use extra smiles

[mariafox]

Last story… I know how. When most guys go to the bathroom, they’ll usually stand to piss unless it’s both pissing and shitting.

[fishyfow]

I don’t think school administrators and teachers should be able to have their kids in the same district, it gives them massive protection and ego

[tailsofchaos]

Its beyond sad when we have bullies who do that type on those who have allergies. But it backfired. Oh well lol

[LoveBanime]

First story: what is the reason for the husband to want to split or "seperation"? There HAS to be something whether it was him or her problem.

[Compliance]

First OP gets 400 dollars and the ex gets cheap health insurance....They both win! No need for him to regret his choice. Honestly, if he wanted a divorce that badly, the relationship was done anyways. How is any of this revenge? You are doing him a favor!