'Black Conspiracy Theories' 🎤: Garrick Bernard

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[bekbowen]

"I f*ckin' got em" lmao

[KyleJMitchell]

I'd like to hear more comics using the word "scrumptious", that was the little cherry on top of the punchline.

[thegrimreefer]

He made peanut butter on the 6th day, on the 7th day he rested.

[rosecity_chris]

Me looking at my black gf with a peanut allergy wondering why the ancestors mad at her

[zainaba.]

“Killed his master with something scrumptious”!! 😂😂😂

[anti-socialistsocialclub]

My black girl friends plotting on me. Made me a PB&J 10 min ago. This was perfectly timed. Definitely spying on us

[Queeze]

I was onto him after the first question 😂

[robroy]

Peanut butter is so good, that could all be true and we'd still eat it. 😂😅😊

[pechaberryjuice]

As soon as he mentioned George Washington Carver, i immediately knew where it was going and i busted out laughing

[SM-dqix]

I didn't know Garrick did stand up too! Man of many talents

[Twistedpeppermint]

"First black evil genious.." 😂😂omg...had me rollin'

[Himijendrix]

GWC is most underrated guy in American history

[isferbaad]

Peanut Butter is like the one and only peanut product GWC didn't invent.

[r-s-]

As soon as he said George Washington Carver I lost it😂😂😂

[amandabolden]

I KNEW where this was going with that first question and it still had me rolling. 😂 A+

[permazero]

Now that's a well thought out joke. Hilarious. 🤣🤝🏾

[lakieshasciarra]

I’m mixed and I have a problem with peanut butter it hates half of me I guess lol

[PoppaUnc]

When you said scrumptious I could not stop picturing Stavy doing your entire bit lmao.

[TragoudistrosMPH]

The peanut originated in South America, and was brought to Africa by Portuguese slavers/colonists.

African slaves introduced the peanut to North America.

George Washington Carver put the final piece of the anti-opression puzzle together.

Delicious...

[mta]

If you don’t like Peanut 🥜 Butter … we Can NOT be Friends 😂