Chinese Menu Translation FAIL

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[coalcreekdefense]

I never intended to learn Chinese, but I'm going to end up being fluent thanks entirely to your videos. 😂

[tired-chicken]

As a Chinese person who knows English, “OUR SWEET ASS” GOT ME ABSOLUTELY DEAD. This is so direct translation it’s actually hilarious

[Turtlesushi]

My favorite translation was "screaming yellow bird". It was a chicken dish.
EDIT: since so many people are asking, no. I don't remember the original name in Chinese (or whatever specific dialect it was) all I know is that It was a chicken dish that was titled, "screaming yellow bird". No I did not order it. No, I have no idea what it actually is.

[ChuckV]

“Happy family in a pot” is the best menu item I’ve personally seen

[Iamtheshortestcomment]

“ fuck the duck until exploded” has a nice ring to it

[P.e.m.a.]

These menu translations are my favorite 😂

[Berryut_]

As a person who was born in China and learnt how to speak English, this restaurant definitely google translated the dish....

[Big_ragga]

Hearing "fuck the duck until exploded" was like a flashbang of words

[thepungod]

“So….no fucking the duck” I mean unless you’re a bard…

[williamc]

"I'll fix the menu right away... and inform the chef of the changes to the recipe."

[chesterchub]

As a Chinese person, "F*ck the duck until exploded" is actually a pretty accurate translation.

[leko]

"Can I interest you instead in our sweet ass"

The rizzard of Oz: "only if it is your sweet ass waiter boy"

[merlin_V]

Poorly translated menus are super fun.

[ezlerpx]

I've also tried the drink called "cat's dried piss" at the local chinese restaurant. It was a delicious coffee.

[SushanthEmpireYT]

My favorite wrongly translated phrase is "Keep my butt up in your attic"

[fatduckross]

went back to china during the summer after spending 8 years in an English-speaking country, and… the translations are truly something else 😅

[lee-oerr]

"Kick me out all you want nothing will unfuck the duck"

[chanda]

I translated the last one and got "donkey of private house incense"

[firesturmgaming]

Better than Kung Pao Ji being translated as Palace Exploding Chicken.

[Sour_Lemon]

this made me remember that meme "slip and fall down carefully" (小心滑倒）😂😂😂