GEN Z Bible Translation

[EileenSloane]

"The Lord yeeteth
And the Lord *yoinketh* away"
- Carll, 2019

[elliotnemeth]

Don't forget "and God said 'let there be light', and it was lit."

[yourcontentguideruby]

And Jesus was like "Chill fam" lmao

[purmhy]

And on the third day Jesus rose and said...


*_"Ah ha, suh dude"_*

[aidstew]

"Bruh jesus be spittin straight facts" - pastors in 20 years

[ryanx]

The background music is the cherry on top

[lwpeden]

Don’t wanna be a perfectionist or anything but as a “Gen Z”-er I can say that the past tense of Yeet is actually “Yote.” No cap

[gemsgems]

Here's my Gen Z translation
"Yeet all your big mads to God cuz He's your fam jam"
1 Peter 5:7 GZV

[CxdyCxdyCxdy]

Thank you for using my beat to spread the good book. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[pastorbryson]

"I used to be a newb, now I'm not a newb." 😂 Best. Translation. Ever!

[JoshuaVerwers]

🤣 "You're a newb."
And "yoinketh". I almost spit out my coffee. Stay blessed and keep up the good work. 👊🏻

[kay-spgk]

Gen Z watching this vid to check if it's accurate:

*The council will decide your fate*

[AlphaRomeoOneFive]

My boss said get back to I was like nah fam, I gotta watch this mad lit video again! Yeet!

[ellynsoup]

and all the people said *"YEE YEE!"*

[abr]

Broc- Moses yeeted the sea
Me- literally dead

😂😂😂

[TonyFMMA]

God damn I love your voice. It's like a swedish man was taught English by a man from Alabama.

[AwkwardEmily]

Auto subtitles: hi y'all, it's me coral. 🐠

[nightmare-nightmarenightma]

And the Lord sayeth "YEET👌👀😂💪" and yoinked the darkness away and it was _LIT🔥🔥🔥_

[agentstache]

“Translations of the Bible”

*the Catholic Church has taken a break from shielding predatory priests to enter the chat*

[gloryfire]

This has already been done. It’s called The Message! True story:
Zechariah 13:6 “And one shall say to him, What are these wounds in your hands? Then he shall answer, Those with which I was wounded in the house of my friends.”
The Message: “And if someone says, ‘And so where did you get that black eye?’ They’ll say, ‘I ran into a door at a friends house.’