Gen Z Bible stories are actually amazing

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[straypaper]

... and so when Big J told the boys "one of yous gon murk me" and the bros be "fr fam? Say more"

[JudsonRadio]

As someone who grew up in the church and was well studied, this is a surprisingly biblically accurate translation.

[DatHoasi]

Could you imagine the Bible in zoomer language? It would go from book long to pamphlet long

[zigmusA]

For anybody who thinks this is weird, I urge you to check out the "Pidgin Bible."
It's the Bible, but in an English adjacent language that does not have equivalent phrases to modern English and is unintentionally hilarious.

Such gems included:
"He no-can-die" for "Immortal" and
"Big-Boss-Man-in-the-Sky" for "God"

[firestorm]

To be fair, a lot of the difficulty in understanding on religious and philosophical texts stems from how they use outdated language that would have made perfect sense at the time they were written.

[cosas_de_gatos]

As a Christian I almost cried laughing watching this. I need to show this to my younger siblings lmao

[dougsmalls]

Jesus is the largest influencer with over 2 billion followers

[PatrickWDunne]

"W to those who's spiritual fit is immaculate"

[clutchhaze]

We have taken the Eternal L for many moons.
The time has come for us to set off on a quest in search of the Eternal W.

[cjoutright]

What the Medieval Latin priests heard when people first starting praying in Italian:

[BùiHiểuĐông]

People who aren't used to Gen Z slangs: *He's speaking the language of god!*

[ThePaleAnt]

Bro "W to those who aren't thirsty for this mid life" is actually a hard line ngl

[Sheriden.]

Ah yes, the sermon on the mount. For anyone who wants to read this passage, it starts in chapter 5 of Matthew.

[darrylferguson]

I hate how the slang actually translates pretty well to the actual verses

[SoundBubble]

Most of Gen Z won't even watch 20 seconds of this because there's no Subway Surfer in the background. And Gen Alpha already scrolled past before it started.

[EzioAuditoreDaFirenze]

"For He will say bet" is hilariously accurate.

[Arcjaw]

My Presbyterian brain is losing it

There's already a "Street Bible" and it is one of the most painful things I have ever read

[Ironed-Silver]

I am ashamed of myself for being able to understand this outstanding blasphemy.
(－‸ლ)
Edit: Since I keep getting people that don't understand sarcasm... I was being sarcastic.

[heathen___]

0:17 When Asmon gets burned by the editor.

[ToadstedCroaks]

As not Gen Z .. I understood this more than the actual bible verses.